Hotline Hazbin 2: Murder on the Line

Truth Seekers

Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.

Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away. I lifted my mask over my mouth and lit a cigarette.

Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.

Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.

Blitzo: softly I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!

Moxxie steps away for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. We begin to walk towards the portal but Moxxie is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way. I slid behind the nearest dumpster, grabbing a lead pipe off the ground.

Blitzo: GET DOWN!

Our assailant cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. I see a woman in a suit jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.

Blitzo: LOONA! CLOSE IT!

Millie: Wait, no!

Millie tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails

Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.

Moxxie stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls to the ground.

Blitzo: MOXXIE!

With quick thinking, Blitzo grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trash can he was hiding behind, and runs away, effectively leaving me behind. He smacks Agent Two in the face with Moxxie and keeps on running through the alleyway.

Moxxie: slurred I smell... sniffs colors...

I sprinted after Blitzo until he eventually reaches a dead end. These suits waste no time in cornering us. Blitzo raises his gun, ready to fight.

Blitzo: Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!

Blitzo and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzo is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo and Moxxie to be electrocuted. Moxxie is shocked out of Blitzo's grip and Blitzo is zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. I charge towards the suits.

Halfway across the alley, I feel a prick, seeing a dart in my leg. I ignored it and kept charging, eventually feeling more pricks, and seeing my body riddled with darts. I kept inching towards them, until my legs gave out, and I was immoblized.

Agent One: chuckles confidently I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass!

Agent Two: cocks gun Super badass.

Soon enough, everything goes dark...

When I woke up, I was tied to a chair, in some sort of room I look around and see Moxxie and Blitzo are also tied to chairs. Moxxie wakes up and briefly struggles to get out, until the woman from earlier grabs the lamp over their heads and brings it close to Moxxie's face, causing him to flinch away. These guys remind me of CIA agents.