Haus of Ex-Wives (SIX: The Musical Oneshots)

I made a headcanon for them

The Queens on a flight

Catalina 💛: Cannot sit next to Boleyn. They will end up yelling at each other for something at some point on the flight, even if they were genuinely getting along earlier. The stress, flight and small amount of room will get to both of them and they'll argue about something. Tries to sleep through the flight but fails usually, so she's pretty sleep deprived when they get off (if a flight that crosses time zones). Definitely hates flying the most out of the Queens. Prays that the flight won't end in disaster. Actually listens to the flight saftey video. For a 3 seat configuration, it's usually Jane (window) Catalina (middle), and Anna (outside). Yes, Catalina is willing to be in the dreaded middle just for Jane. For a 2 seat configuration, it's her and Jane (Lina's on the aisle).

Anne 💚: As stated, she and Catalina can't sit together, so she usually sits with Kat and Cathy (3 seat configuration) or with Cathy (2 seat). Kitty and Anne can't be trusted to sit next to each other on a flight without supervision. If there's a tv, she watches every kid's movie and show on it. Even if they suck. Complains about the food (and is damn right). Refuses to sit in the middle or by the window (poor Parr has to sit in the middle for 3 seats). Has stolen a blanket at least once on a plane (and has helped Kitty steal one when Parr was in the bathroom). Can't adjust to time zone changes (same) to save her own life and is even more sleep deprived than Aragon. Only likes the safety videos because it's 'content' but is focused on the jokes, not the information.

Jane 🤍: Somehow manages to get at least some sleep on a flight, but is usually awake for the majority of it. Gets the window seat and feels bad when she has to ask for everyone to move if she needs to get out and then scolds herself because she did that (Janey no it's fine 🥺 you're fine). Flattered that Aragon takes the middle seat. Lowkey annoyed that Boleyn and Cleves can't just suck it up and be in the middle or window but won't say it cuz waste of time and enegery. Comes prepared (neck pillow, blanket, etc.). Actually pays attention to the safety video. Sees Aragon's fear of flying. Lowkey understands. Can get a little airsick but not to the point of needing the dreaded bag. Has to remind her kids (Boleyn, Howard) that they can't take blankets (they still do). Stressed mum energy.

Anna ❤️: Aisle seat only. If not, she ain't getting on the plane. Can't sit with the cousins or it'll be hell for everyone else. Doesn't pay attention to the safety video. As soon as they're in the sky, the eye mask comes down and it's lights out until they land. But it's not a deep sleep like usual because she's sitting. However, if she wakes up she'll either be grumpy or just try to go back to sleep. Also can't deal with time zone changes. Finds the food disgusting and would rather starve.

Kitty 💖: Can't sleep, won't sleep. If Anne somehow gets to sleep, she pesters Cathy. If she finally manages to, she sleeps on Cathy's/Anna's shoulder (depending on the seats). Looks through the movies and shows but never ends up watching any. Usually just listens to her playlists. Can also get a little airsick. A bit worse than Jane's but she usually makes it through fine like the aformentioned. But her inability to sleep makes it worse. She thought she'd like flying initially. Update: she hates flying because everything besides the concept of flying sucks. Security, lack of room, nausea, etc. They all suck (and she is completely right).

Cathy 💙: Doesn't mind flying (what a lie that is, Parr). If the internet's bad, she short circuts and has a bit of an internal meltdown on how she can't work on ✨writing✨. Everyone else tells her that's good (girl needs rest). Finds it cute that Kitty ends up sleeping on her. Anne drives her a little nuts on flights. Mostly just on her computer, but if most people are asleep she'll turn it off and will actually try to sleep (omg). Hates the food but will eat it if she's really hungry. Leaving the airport's her favorite part, arriving at the airport's her least favorite. She hates how long security and customs can be. Hates the cramped bathrooms. Hates turbulence and has to grab onto someone's hand during it but scared to. Doesn't mind the middle (also a lie but won't say it). Time zones ain't a thing because this girl never adjusted to London's to begin with. She's on her own time zone. Time zone of coffee and insomnia (aren't we all?)

Random 💜: For seats, it's generally Jane, Lina, Anna (from window to aisle) and Kitty, Cathy, Anne. For 2 seats it's Jane and Catalina, Kitty and Cleves, Cathy and Anne.

(Idk. Something for 1 year since seeing SIX and falling into the SIX rabbit hole and musicals as a whole but I can't find the motivation the actually write a one shot and this book will plummet into non existence . Help lol).