Miraculous: The Adventures Of Baby Bunnix

Extinction

Alix had never ever felt so damn smug in her entire life. Even though that wasn't really that long, being a decade and a half. Yet perhaps her young age made her feel even more smug? Anyone would, after realizing their school teachers had been proven wrong in so many ways. It goes to show how weak records can be. Then they go ahead and expect people to take exams on these topics when not even historians themselves know the truth? Alix realised how fu**ed up the school system was, as she time travelled to those exact places and saw the truth for herself.

She had visited Leonardo da Vinci in his studio. He was finishing the Mona Lisa, so Alix saw who really posed for him. Although she promised she would keep it a secret. Just as she was about to keep many people's secrets. More notably Ladybug and Chat Noir. She also met D'Artagnan and the Musketeers. Alix actually found them quite extraordinary. Though she was shocked to discover that Aramis was actually a women. Alix assumed maybe the records were either extremely weak or extremely sexist. She herself was a shining example of how extraordinary a women can be. Not just with her miraculous either!

Alix looked at her notes of places in time she wanted to visit. The only ones left were prehistoric times, where the dinosaurs roamed the earth, and also when chocolate was discovered because why not. She was a huge choco fan and wanted to see how people would react to it. She had to feed again Fluff soon but she was just too excited! She scrubbed along to sixty five million years ago, and jumped in.

Turns out Fluff was just as impatient as Tiny Bunnix, because the moment she stepped onto the prehistoric grass, her chest started hurting a lot. "Ugh, now Fluff?" she muttered, annoyed. "Counter-clockwise..." Teen Bunnix sighed. Fluff fell onto the grass and lay there staring at the sky, before gasping "Please tell me you have some food?" Bunnix put her hand in her pocket and threw a bunch of old timey Arabic candy at her kwami. The little shit devoured them in seconds. Tiny Bunnix couldn't help but chuckle and sigh. Fluff then looked at her "Do you realise this is the last day for these poor things?" she asked, staring around at the massive reptiles. "oh no, so the meteor is coming?" Alix said nervously. Fluff looked confused. "Meteor? What do you mean meteor?" she asked, with an inquisitive look. "Well it was a meteor that killed the dinosaurs right?" Baby Bunnix told her, not knowing whether it was even true or not. Fluff shook her head and her holder looked mighty confused. Fluff then gestured towards the distance. There was a kwami looking creature who was just like Fluff except he was cat-like and pure black, with yellow eyes. He looked quite angry at the dinosaurs, as if he had been having a huge argument with them. Then Alix suddenly realised who this was: Plagg, the kwami of destruction. Then she thought to herself that if historians couldn't even tell you what happened just a couple centuries before, there was no way they could be right about something that occurred 65 million years prior. The meteor must have been the most easy lie to tell so the lazy shits just went with it.

"YOU LOOK AT ME PROPERLY WHEN I'M THREATENING YOU!" the angry kwami yelled at the oblivious creatures. "I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNT REPTILE YET! IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS!"

Maybe it was just the extreme weirdness of the whole situation, but Alix suddenly felt extremely bad for Chat Noir, whoever he was. Having to deal with this kwami every day, having to endure his wildness. Maybe that explained why Chat Noir was so quirky.

The dinosaurs didn't even bother roaring or anything, they were just bare confused and Smol Bunnix didn't blame them. She just felt bad knowing what was about to happen.

"FINE IF YOU DONT LIKE MY BEAUTIFUL VOICE THEN MAYBE YOU WILL LOVE A TASTE OF MY- CATACLYSM!" Plagg said, summoning his powers and smashing his tiny hand into the ground, creating a huge explosion and an even bigger hurricane.

Alix was terrified at seeing what a kwami could suddenly just up and do because they had a bad day. How many disasters were these creatures responsible for?

"FLUFF CLOCKWISE!" She shouted quickly, before running straight into the distance and suddenly leaping.
"BURROW!" She exclaimed right before she would have made contact with the ground. She fell into the portal, which disappeared soon after.

"NOW HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUHHHHHH?" Plagg screamed hysterically. He began cackling to himself quite audibly before his laughter slowly died down.
"Aw man now who am I going to take the piss out of?"