The Omni Familiar of Zero

Visitor In The Night

Morning.

Louise's classmates stared wide-eyed at her as she entered, mostly because she towed behind her a badly beaten and broken being with her into the classroom. 

She quickly fell into her chair.

"Whoa, Louise. What did you just drag in here?" Montmorency the Fragrance asked Louise, her jaw dropping.

"My familiar. When I woke up I found him like this."

"Oh right... it does look like that if I look closer." Montmorency nodded. Although huge welts and dried blood plagued the face, one could still definitely recognize that this thing used to be called Ren.

"What did he do?"

"He snuck into my bed." Louise lied, in reality, Ren was up last night messing with the watch. He was transformed into the creature he now named 'Dragonyx', and crashed into the ground in the forest near the Academy.

He simply forgot to figure out how to land before he took off into the sky. And, since it was late, no one in the Academy knew, but he had to tell Louise, who scolded him for acting before thinking.

"OH!" Montmorency exaggeratively showed her shock, fraying her beautiful curvy hair. "Vulgar! Oh, sneaking into that bed is so... Oh! Dirty! Unclean! Very unclean." She bit on her handkerchief, while mumbling about reputation and ancestors and the like.

Ruffling her fiery red hair, Kirche entered the classroom staring at Louise. "It must be your seduction, right, Louise? Dirty, dirty Louise, you seduced Y/N like a whore, didn't you?"

"...She didn't..." Ren replied for her in a hoarse voice. "And... don't call... her dirty..."

"Yeah, Zerbst! Isn't that you? And, there's no way I'd seduce him!"

"Geez... all injured like that... poor kid... let me heal you." Kirche hugged Ren's head. Her huge breasts nearly suffocated him, as he tried to resist, but the pain won that battle causing him to stop and go limp.

"Whoa whoa whoa..."

"Are you all right? Where does it hurt? I'll heal you with a spell."

"Quit lying. You can't use water-type healing spells, can you? Your runic name is "Heat", as in heatstroke. Go and cool down a little." Louise said indignantly.

"It's Ardent. AR-DENT. I never thought your memory was Zero too." Kirche glared at Louise's chest. "Looks like the name Zero isn't just about your chest and your magic!"

Louise's face went red in an instant. Despite that, she laughed coldly, biting her lip. "Why do I have to take this from a woman who can only boast of her breasts? Are you saying that all a woman's worth is in her breast size? That's a really messed up way to think. Your brain must be empty or something... all the nutrients went to your b-breasts... your brain must... m-must be e-em-empty..." Although she tried to appear calm, her voice shook. She seemed to have taken a very personal offense.

"Your voice is shaking, Vallière." And Kirche gently held Ren, his body still full of bruises and injuries, and touched his face with her chest. "Oh, my dear, do you think that big-breasted Kirche is stupid?"

"L-let me go, I-... I can't... breathe!" Ren appeared in distress, trying to take his face away from Kirche's chest. Louise's brow raised at that, and she pulled Ren closer to her.

"You come over here!"

The students in the classroom watched the scene unfold in front of them, wondering: Did this commoner really beat Guiche the Bronze? Did he really catch Fouquet of the Crumbling Dirt?