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ɢᴇʀᴍᴀɴ ʜᴏᴜsᴇʜᴏʟᴅ =
𝚃𝚁 : '𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑'
𝙶𝙴 : "𝚂𝚘𝚑𝚗! 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛?"
𝚃𝚁 : "𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙰𝙴 (𝙰𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎)"
𝙶𝙴 : "𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚎" '𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚜'
𝚃𝚁 : "𝚆𝙰𝙸𝚃 𝚅𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁!"
𝙶𝙴 : '𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍' "𝚆𝚊𝚜? (𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝?)"
𝚃𝚁 : "𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚐𝚘 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝙰.𝙴"
𝙶𝙴 : "𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎" '𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚜'
𝚃𝚁 : "𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝙸 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞-"
𝙶𝙴 : '𝙶𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚢𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚜'
𝚃𝚁 : "𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝! 𝚅𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚔?"
𝙶𝙴 : "𝙾𝚔, 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞"
𝚃𝚁 : '𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚢'

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ʀᴜssɪᴀɴ ʜᴏᴜsᴇʜᴏʟᴅ =
𝚁𝙴 : "𝚄𝚂𝚂𝚁, 𝚃𝚂𝚄!"
𝚄𝚂𝚂𝚁 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚂𝚄 : "𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝?"
𝚁𝙴 : "𝚆𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍, 𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢"
𝚄𝚂𝚂𝚁 : "𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : "𝙵𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗'𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍?"
𝚁𝙴 : "𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝙿𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : "𝙾𝚑, 𝙾𝚔"

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ɢᴇʀᴍᴀɴ ʜᴏᴜsᴇʜᴏʟᴅ =
𝙿𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊 : "𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎!"
𝚃𝚁 : "𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢"
𝙶𝙴 : "𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝙷𝚁𝙴 (𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎)?"
𝙿𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊 : "𝙾𝚑, 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙰.𝙴"
𝙶𝙴 : "𝙾𝚑, 𝚘𝚔"
'𝚁𝙴, 𝚄𝚂𝚂𝚁, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚂𝚄 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎'
𝚃𝚁 : "𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : "Привет (𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘)"
𝚄𝚂𝚂𝚁 : "(𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐) 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛"
𝚃𝚁 : "(𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐) 𝙽𝚎𝚒𝚗 (𝙽𝚘) 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : '𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚚𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍'
𝚃𝚁 : "𝙷𝚎𝚢 𝚄𝚗𝚒 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐?"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : "𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚎"
𝚄𝚂𝚂𝚁 : '𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚎'
𝚃𝚁 : '𝚂𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐'
'𝚃𝚁 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚂𝚄 𝚐𝚘 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚁𝚎𝚒𝚌𝚑'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 (𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜, 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖)'
𝚄𝚂𝚂𝚁 : '𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗'
[𝙼𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚃𝚂𝚄 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚁]
𝚃𝚁 : "𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚒𝚗 (𝚖𝚢) 𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : "хорошо (𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢), 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?"
𝚃𝚁 : "𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚌𝚑 (𝙸) 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : "хорошо (𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢)?"
𝚃𝚁 : "𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : "?"
𝚃𝚁 : "𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚛 (𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛)?"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : "𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚗 засранец (𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎)"
𝚃𝚁 : "𝙾𝚔, 𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛"
𝚃𝚂𝚄 : '𝙽𝚘𝚍𝚜'
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