Shrek x bowser

The comeback.

Shrek arrives home with bowser-Chan. Shrek-Kun helps bowser-chan while holding her hand.
Shrek: "ur so kawaii baby you need a shower ur stinky." "o-o-okay daddwy" stutters bowser. Bowser goes to take a shower at Shrek kuns house....it's been 1 hour and Shrek feels worried. "Bowser??" Shouted Shrek. He walks to the restroom JUST TO FIND BOWSER-CHAN WITH A BULLET IN HER STOMACH. SHREK IMMEDIATELY CALLS 911 and the ambulance comes minutes later. The ambulance takes bowser to the hospital while bowser is there left with the police. They take him in for questioning while the crime scene workers focus on the crime seen. Police 1 starts to talk "our workers found this not do you know who it could be?" And the note read "I love you Shrek, I want you forever and ever. Nobody's gonna take you away from me...nobody" Shrek got mad and clenched his fist but he knew he couldn't hurt whoever did it because it'll be worser for him. Shrek Kun was in rage and now all he wanted to do was hurt whoever hurt bowser-Chan. 2 days later and Shrek was visiting bowser in the hospital but sadly bowser was in a coma.."I-I love you so much bowser-Chan I swear I'll find whoever did this!" And Shrek-kun kept his word and spend 3 hours looking for clues. His first clue was *purple* "AUGH!!" Shrek was angy🥺☝️ because he couldn't find more clues but moments later a note felled off the roof "huh? W-what is this.." Shrek-kun opens it and it said "HAHGAAH FUCKING TORTA I KILLED HER" Shrek began to use his real brain and finally found out who the killer was..