RWBY - alternative - What if?

Welcome to Paradise Island

[Here are some short shorts that deserve own episode but they for now are cuts off, and I am not sure if they will be expanded more or stay as mentions.]

(About that opened portal that was left unsupervised for a certain period of time.)

Narrator: "Are we ignoring the probability that someone or something had opened window to follow the party to this world [Remnant] and went under radar because the commotion? ... ... Nah! We just cutting it off [the story branch] from the (main) plan."

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(It shall be a separate episode named "Welcome to Paradise Island" where the party must investigate certain ancient ruins in certain desert. So they make a pit stop on Menagerie, Blake home town.)

And as you can expected Blake experiencing a 'dejavu'; when Yang trying figure out which house is Blake's family. As Blake in silence correct Yang aim to that massive house in middle, the entire team freak out, when they realize that this kitty had such noble secret.

So the moment they enter that big house: Yang was really stiff while facing Blake's cool looking parents. Especially when she and Blake father [Ghira Belladonna] got stuck into a starring contest, because both of them are beast from some stand point. Facing that stare of the black lion like macho, without even thinking about what she is saying, she spat out at him: "For my defense, I dint know she is a princess!!"

Weiss instantly voice up her dissatisfaction whit that terminology. "Hey!!..."

But Ruby got confused. "What are you two talking about? Are you trying to say that Atlas had an actual king? Wasn't Weiss just a rich girl who runed away from her oppressive father to study at Beacon? And- and if we are on the topic, of who approached who; she was the one who keep approaching me. She practically picked me as her partner."

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It was an effective switch to flip the discussion on different topic and Yang bite into it. "I don't know. It was a kinda funny to observe, how much tick her that you just don't get her obvious (I am the princess here) swags.

It was suspicious of how easy even Weiss state her opinion. "Imagine picking a pointless fight whit Piranha when she is determined to win by any cost. Fight over a single cake that she is determined to claim it no mater what. But even if the particular cake is not for you taste and you don't needed it, she is already battle ready, thinking you aiming for it."

But the red hoodie dint get it. "What?"

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So the white lady make another comparison. "Either way, I will pick the biggest baby on Beacon [Ruby], or I will be tear apart by an academy black horse [Pyrrha] who wants a puppy. [John] I picked the baby." Then she point her finger onto ruby face. "And I raised that baby well. Appreciate it!"

Blake had holding her face in her hand as she raised the other hand to introduce them. "And those-- are my teammates."

Her mom [Kali Belladonna] was surprisingly supportive. But there was this hint of a tricky cat. "My dear, I want you to know that mother hood is such a wonderful experience that you shall not miss it. And I don't want to pry onto the need to ensure the continuation of our blood line through the descendants. Of course, from the stand point of our positions as a family of the village chief. In other words... make sure you that we will live to the day, when you will bring us a grand child. Okay? That boy who tag whit you at yours last visit, seems healthy enough. Plus I see now yours color preferences."

Yang was quick to hit the bulls eye. "Is she talking about Sans?!"

The hands were not enough to hide the blushing. "Mo~om ple~ease. Stop!"

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The cat mama was (above) the situation. "Just saying that your shall have a clear goals and picture of yours future. That all." She was ready to turn and head back, but she stop as she look at Yang. "And you my dear, nearly a vice champion from Amity coliseum: Please do not kill or cripple my husband when he find a suitable moment to challenge you for a duel. Because he will definitely not let you to take the hand of his daughter whit light head." It was nearly a cute how that duo of macho's blushed. Plus the cat mama had this look of a trickster. "And if someone wanting to eavesdrop, some walls are so thing that they are so easy to broke. So just don't bother and enter the room. As a house of village chef, this is no place of a secrets. Keep that in mind. Okay?" Then she began walking. "Common, lets go inside. We eager to hear how adventures of our daughter and her friends went. You will not belief how little she willing to reveal."

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(Yang went to see 'Junior', the local (mobster?) from city of Vale [Beacon academy] who is her (informant?).)

And she bring Neo whit her. Of course that guy starts to think that the 'blondy' is going on him whit an aliments scam, trying to present that girl as theirs illegitimate child.

But those two guard dogs woman's whit (I am so bo~ored!) voices, recognize Neo as one from (theirs dark side organization?) or clan and as always, they dint share this information. So it seems like they buy that miss interpretation. Plus from certain point those two starts to put a fuel into the fire for the Junior to boil in his own sweat. But just enough to not pop out the miss-understanding.

And of course it take Yang a several moments, hints and commentaries to finally catch up that something is not right, that's lead to the final realization about what he is thinking. Whit a blush on her face she in half voice state that she adopted Neo into her family as a sister.

After several second of silence Junior got the assumption that she is hitting on him in order to start a family.

The duo of guard fogs woman's were total jackasses and prank the duo in spotlight by making a suitable under-skin commentaries. Like: "A congratulation, it takes the two of you so long, to get out of the closest, to finally confess they feelings."

Of course Neo silently observed that comedy and looked... (Happy?).

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[notes]

Okay, I know that I said an Episode, but hear me out. The original concept for the episode was a reaction of the gang at Blake's home. So when I write down those few lines... that was it, out of juice. For the need to visit the desert part. Blake stated it clearly, the grims there are more harsh that in the rest of the Remnant. So there must be a reason for it, because it was a deserted land. Like if there was something important. Any way, I don't think that to much cooking will be for any use if I don't know the ground for the story to stand here. So, I will say this: We shall wait and see, what is hidden for us to discover.

Until that... thanks that you had been whit me during this (side quest journey) and maybe we see each other on another. Bye.

(2024) Its funny how typos can change the meaning of some sentences, altering the lines and events. Anyway, it feels weird to spend a one and half day just to spell check and edit the story in order to deliver a quality literature-food on a plate. (I extend publication of this story on another webs.) But I can expect that still some typos was left behind unnoticed, hiding in bush of the story.

[By Dretnoth July-Aug 2023 Edited (for typos) in 19.-20. Aug 2024]