Wicked : The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

Prologue : On the Yellow Brick Road

A mile above Oz, the Witch balanced on the wind's forward edge, as if she were a green fleck of the land itself, flung up and sent wheeling away by the turbulent air. White and purple summer thunderheads mounded around her. Below, the Yellow Brick Road looped back on itself, like a relaxed noose. Though winter storms and crowbars of agitators had torn up the road, still at led, relentlessly, to the Emerald City. The Witch could see the companions trudging along, maneuvering around the buckled sections, skirting trenches, skipping when the way was clear. They seemed oblivious to their fate. But it was not up to the Witch to enlighten them.
She used the broom as a sort of balustrade, stepping down from the sky like one of her flying monkeys.
She finished up on the topmost bough of the black willow tree. Beneath, hidden by the fronds, her prey had pause to take their rest. The Witch tucked her broom under her arm. Crablike and quiet, she scuttled down a little at a time, until she was a mere twenty feet above them. Wind moved the dangling tendrils of the tree. The Witch stared and listened.
There were four of them. She could see a huge Cat of some sort-a lion, was it?-and a shiner woodman. The Tin Woodman was picking nits out of the Lion's mane, and the Lion was muttering and squirming from the aggravation. An animated scarecrow lolled nearby, blowing dandelion heads into the wind. The girl was out of sight behind shifting curtains of the willow.
"Of course, to hear them tell it, it is the surviving sister who is the crazy one," said the Lion. "What a Witch. Psychologically warped; possessed by demons. Insane. Not a pretty picture."
"She was castrated at birth," replied the Tin Woodman calmly. "She was born hermaphroditic, or maybe entirely male."
"Oh you, you see castration everywhere you look," said the Lion
"I'm only repeating what folks say," said the Tin Woodman
"Everyone is entitled to an opinion," said the Lion airily. "She was deprived of a mother's love, is how I've heard it. She was an abused child. She was addicted to medicine for her skin condition."
"She has been unlucky in love," said the Tin Woodman, "like the rest of us," The Tin Woodman paused and placed his hands in the center of his chest, as if in grief.
"She's a woman who prefers the company of other women," said the Scarecrow, sitting up.
"She's the spurned lover of a married man"
"She is a married man."
The Witch was so stunned that she nearly lost her grip on the branch. The last thing she ever cared for was gossip. That she had been out of touch for so long that she was astonished at the vigorous opinions of these random nobodies.
"She's a despot. A dangerous tyrant," said the Lion with conviction.
The Tin Woodman pulled harder than was necessary on a lock of mane. "Everything's dangerous to you, you craven thing. I hear she's a champion of home rule for the so-called Winkies."
"Whoever she is, she must surely be grieving the death of her sister," said the child, in a somber voice too rich, too sincere for one so young. The Witch's skin crawled.
"Don't go felling sympathetic now. I certainly can't." The Tin Woodman sniffed, a bit cynically.
"But Dorothy's right," said the Scarecrow. "No one is exempt from grief."
The Witch was deeply irked by their patronizing speculations. She moved around the trunk of the tree, stretching to catch a glimpse of the child. The wind was picking up, and the scarecrow shivered. While the Tin Woodman continued fussing over the Lion's tresses, he leaned against the Lion, who held him tenderly. "Storm on the horizon," said the Scarecrow.
Miles off, thunder echoed. "There-is-a-Witch on the horizon," said the Tin Woodman, tickling the Lion. The Lion got spooked and rolled on top of the Scarecrow, whimpering, and the Tin Woodman collapsed on top of them both.
"Good friends, should we be wary of that storm?" said the girl.
The rising winds moved a curtain of greenery at last, and the Witxh caught sight of the girl. She was sitting with her feet tuckedd underneath her and her arms wrapped around her knees. She was not a dainty thing but a good-size farm girl, dressed in blue-and-white checks and pinafore. In her lap, vile little dog cowered and whined.
"The storm makes you skittish. It's natural after what you've been through," said the Tin Woodman. "Relax."
The Witch's fingers dug into the bark of the tree. she still could not see the girl's face, just her strong forearms and the crown of her head where her dark hair was pulled back into pigtails. Was she to be taken seriously, or was she merely a blow-away dandelion seed, caught on the wrong side of the wind? If she could see the girls face, the Witch felt she might know.
But as the Witch craned outward from the trunk, the girl at the same time twisted her face, turning away.
"That storm is coming closer, and in a hurry. The feeling in her voice rose like the wind rose. She has a throaty vehemence, like someone arguing through the threat of impending tears. "I know storms, I know how they come upon you!"
"We're safer here," said the Tin Woodman.
"Certainly we are not," answered the girl, "because this tree is the highest point around, and if lightning is to strike, it will strike here." She clutched her dog. "Didn't we see a shed farther up the road? Come, come; Scarecrow, if there's lightning, you'll burn the fastest! Come on!"
She was up and running in an ungainly way, and her companions followed in a mounting panic. As the first hard drops of rain fell, the Witch caught sight, nott of the girl's face, but of the shoes. Her sister's shoes. They sparkled even in the darkening afternoon. They sparkled like yellow diamonds, and embers of blood, and thorny stars.
If she had seen the shoes first, the Witch would never have been able to listen to the girl or her friends. But the girl's legs had been tucked beneath her skirt. Now the Witch was reminded of her need. The shoes would be hers!- I didn't she endured enough, hadn't she earned them? The Witch would fall on the girl from the sky, and wrestle those shoes off her impertinent feet, if only she could.
But the storm from which the companions raced, farther and faster along the Yellow Brick Road, troubled the Witch more than it did the girl who had gone through rain and the Scarecrow whom lightning could burn.
The Witch could not venture out in such a vicious, insinuating wetness. Instead, she had to tuck herself between some exposed roots of the black willow tree, where no water could endanger her, and wait for the storm to pass.
She would emerge. She always had before. The punishing political climate of Oz had beat her down, dried her up, tossed her away- like a seedling she had drifted, apparently too desiccated ever to take root. But surely the curse was on the land of Oz, not on her. though Oz had given her a twisted life, hadn't it also made her capable?
No matter that the companions had hurried away. The Witch could wait. They would meet again.