Cute Love Stories

The Stark Naked Life Changer

(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. I frequently like to call him on the phone when he doesn't pick up his Skype. This time, I call him while he is finishing up his shower, and this conversation takes place when he is back on Skype after the shower.)

Me: *flabbergasted* "I still don't see why you even picked up in the first place!"

Boyfriend:*nonchalantly* "Well, I was just enjoying the warm water, and I figured that it was you who was calling, so I picked up."

Me:*I still find it extremely odd* "But that is weird!"

Boyfriend: "How is it weird?"

Me:*acting as if it defies physics* "You don't just pick up the phone while you are showering!"

Boyfriend: "It was just a phone call. So what?"

Me: "No, you don't see how it was weird. You picked up the phone when you were butt-naked!!! That is weird!"

Boyfriend: "So what? Not like you can see me naked."

Me: "But you still were! Talking on the phone when one person just got out of the shower is like standing outside of their bathroom nonchalantly talking to them! It is just weird."

Boyfriend: "...Sweetie, did you ever stop to think that maybe you are the weird one?"

Me:*as if all my life has been a lie* "No... I am going to hide in a corner now and rethink life."

Boyfriend: "You go do that, Sweetie. Love you!"

Me:*whines* "I don't know myself anymore..."