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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro if like i kissed a guy and this was his commentary NO IK if i guy said thanks dawg after we kissed bro like im done like its over for lil t like i would spontaneously combust and kill both of us bro im actruallyt laughign so hjard rn like bro same im acc deceased bro my dad thinks im doing work rn he doesnt know the said work is writing smut for a fanfic BRUh dont remind me i gotta do a practice today 😭what oeijfjkbjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj bro im so shaemeslless bruh like i have my sat prep in a window right behind the smut of smut in my wattpad like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bro like this fanfic is acc my 13th reason. But also the other editors nee nah lowk tho like ur a real one dawg bro like ur only payment rn is the serotonin behind writing such spicy material!BRO WAIT i should NAH SHE IS BRUH OGd to carry their weight like i literally completed ur fanfic like like i think i deserve a raise i deserve some moolah and compensation for the mental damages this job has caused me bruh ask julia to edit this like isnt she a god writer bro like this is acc like a producton like this is the most collaboration ive ever fotten from my gs troop and ur not even in it u should join the troop lowk!bruh l8r like when like i got my camp at like 4! hhehehehehehe thats so funny im a girl scout fr also lowkey u shud come over l8r like uhm oh so like there r people at my house rn but when the wait no cuz u have to be ready for ur thingy yeah so we probs cant !!!!!!!!!!!! tmrw lowk tmrw wait but like acc no yeah like i am like plz comeand lik etell kjulai to come cuz i old her and she said "mb" LIEK!!!!!!!!NAH CUZ FE LIEK WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bro the mysterious arc is not mysterious liek bruh like on the like insta like he has a thing from the fireworks and like i want to go w friends bruh!! Like im not gonna b a literal loser no more !! LIKE YEAH BRUH yeah bro like we all had that but we need to be fryeah bruh liek its not ehticallike wait like ill call u i gotta like eat lunch but while im like making it i can call ulike im literally valloling u !like

I did thowait acc i gotta piss luike on oop oke ec! okie doke just call me when ur ready no ur not i didnt get a call wait bro r u going to the fireworks tomorrow like ok i will come then I asked her and she said no like dawg ive been asking her everyday but she doesnt wanna come cuz she doesnt wanna see monty kids. IK like bro i'll come with u and lowkey some of my other friends may go so like yf but also this mysterious arc is stupid like ik everyone had one but like ban mysterious arcs bro like wanna call rn dawg or like r u doing sum


the smut do be smutting! No its not smutting! Bruh like im not about to write smut daeg like imma save tha no ik bro but like this is cringe u need to bring the cringe down t for like postretiree deathbeed activities like!! Bro i cant i cant write actual smut 😭 like neither can i but ok like lemme trry to decringefy it

I like the cringe im not going to lie its like authentic and spicy

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