*This is not really a story, more of a conversation. I do not know whether to continue this or not, so please leave a comment or message me! I loved Red Eye, and this is definitely suppose to be humorous. A parody of both characters, if you will. So, without further adieu, here is the first chapter of 'Hi There, Manager Boy'*
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(Starts with Lisa, and alternates between her and Jackson).
“Jackson!”
“Lisa.”
“Get out of my house!”
“I’m not in your house...yet.”
“Yes, you are!”
“No, I’m not. I believe I’m on your porch.”
“Which is part of my house.”
“It’s part of your lawn.”
“I dislike you.”
“Good, now we are on the same page with regards to liking each other.”
“But I don’t like you!”
“As I you.”
“Ashighoo?”
“Are you...drunk?”
“None of your beeswax!”
“You are, aren’t you?”
“Nuh uh.”
“Yuh huh.”
“Nuh uh.”
“Yuh huh.”
“No...I’m not!”
“You’re slurring.”
“I’m fine.”
“Fine for an overgrown child.”
“Get off my porch!”
“Don’t you think it’s rude to shove people, Leese?”
“It’s rude to chase people around with a knife, Jackson!”
“Not if said person stabbed you in the neck with a pen first.”
“You- Hey! I never invited you inside!”
“Yes, you did. Don’t you remember?”
“I...did?”
“Hell, Lisa, how much did you drink?”
“A bottle...or two...maybe three? I don’t know!”
“I didn’t take you for that type of girl.”
“I didn’t take you for a murderering pyschobabble.”
“Do you hear yourself right now?”
“Yes, Mr. Rippernerer.”
“You’re shit faced.”
“Where on my face!?!”
“Sit down, Lisa. You’re swaying.”
“You sound like my Dad.”
“But I’m not, so sit.”
“No.”
“Lisa.”
“Jack.”
“I will make you sit down.”
“You know, you’d look funny bald.”
“...What?”
“You wouldn’t look nice bald.”
“Holy - LISA. Sit down before I lose my temper and kill you.”
“I’d just kick your ass again, Mangerer.”
“That’s it!”
“OW!”
“I told you I would, Leese.”
“Tackling people is just your favorite hobby, isn’t it?”
“Right below throwing people down the stairs.”
“That broke my wrist.”
“You stabbed me in the leg with a stiletto.”
“You deserved it.”
“Likewise.”
“You were the one who followed me home.”
“How was I supposed to know that you kept an old field hockey stick around?!”
“Not much of a ninja then, are you?”
“It’s going to take hours for you to sober up.”
“You have a light saber cup?”
“Just...be quiet. For one minute. Please.”
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Hi There, Manager Boy (Red Eye Fanfiction)
FanfictionFour months after the harrowing events of the Red Eye flight, Jack Rippner is finally back to exact his revenge on Lisa. He's accounted for every possible hitch in his plan, every reaction Lisa could possibly have to his return. But, there is one te...
