(Starts with Lisa, alternates between her and Jackson)
“Is your neck okay?”
“Yes...after extensive surgery. I should just take that out of your bank account.”
“But you won’t.”
“Why wouldn’t I?”
“Because you loooooovvveee me.”
“Wha- I do not! I came here to kill you!”
“I still think you like me.”
“I do not, Leese.”
“Then what’s with the nickname, huh?”
“It was to intimidate you.”
“Well, that’s not very intimidating. It kind of rhymes with geese. Leese Geese!”
“Lisa-”
“I have geese! Can you keep geese as pets?”
“No, I don’t believe you can.”
“Aw! No fair! I want a goose!”
“You are so wasted...”
“You can’t baste my goose! That’s mean Jackson!”
“Hmmm... you’re rather comical when drunk.”
“No, I don’t think you’re a hunk.”
“How did you ever manage to do anything but trip over your own feet?”
“Because I own a goose.”
“Do you think if I left and then came back tomorrow you’d be fine- .”
“NO! DON’T LEAVE!”
“Leese, you’re crushing my arm.”
“Whoops. But can you stay? Or do you have to get back to your managerering?”
“Why would you want me to stay?”
“I don’t knooooooooow. Please!?”
“Uh...sure.”
“Yay! Just don’t baste the goose. It has feelings, ya’ know?”
“Whatever you say, Leese. Whatever you say.”
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Hi There, Manager Boy (Red Eye Fanfiction)
أدب الهواةFour months after the harrowing events of the Red Eye flight, Jack Rippner is finally back to exact his revenge on Lisa. He's accounted for every possible hitch in his plan, every reaction Lisa could possibly have to his return. But, there is one te...
