*UPDATE. BOOYAH. Starts off with Jackson, and alternates between him and Lisa. THANK YOU FOR READING."
“A...movie...?”
“Yes! I- I have *hiccup* Finding Shmemo in that box.”
“Finding Nemo, you mean?”
“That’s what I said, Jackson!”
“Uh huh...what box?”
“The blue one!”
“I don’t see– CRAP! MY GOD, LISA.”
“HahaHAHAhAHHA!!”
“Not funny!”
“Shock buttons are always foony!”
“Where in the hell did you get that Leese!?”
“Last *hiccup* halloween.”
“Gah– You’re such a child Lisa. Ow, dammit! An immature, scatter brained, infuriating– Are...are you crying?”
“I’m sorry...I...I didn’t mean it. Sorry. We don’t h-have to watch Nemo.”
“Come here, Leese. Look, we’ll...watch Nemo...even if it goes against my very nature to watch a Children’s Movie with the woman I’m supposed to murder.”
“YAY! Oh, I’ll go get popcorn!”
“NO! I mean, just, you sit down... I’ll handle the kitchen appliances. Can you manage to put the movie in without breaking something?”
“PSSSHH, of course! If not, my goose will help! He’s a smarty pants like you.”
“I’ll be right back... Don’t hurt yourself–”
“Thank you, Jackson.”
“Alright, alright, no hugs, Leese.”
“Okay... MOVIE TIME WITH THE MANGERER NOW STARRING LEESE GEESE AND HER GOOSE.”
“Really, Lisa?”
“JACKSON!”
“Why are you yelling!? I’m right here!”
“I’M A GOOSE. I’M LEESE GEESE. OH NO.”
“Don’t burn down the house. I’ll be back in two minutes with the popcorn, Lisa.”
“I’M A GOOOOOOSE!!!”
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Hi There, Manager Boy (Red Eye Fanfiction)
FanfictionFour months after the harrowing events of the Red Eye flight, Jack Rippner is finally back to exact his revenge on Lisa. He's accounted for every possible hitch in his plan, every reaction Lisa could possibly have to his return. But, there is one te...
