Dear Diary
I fart loudly before strolling to the fridge to get some cheese, I was disappointed with the small poof of air that exited my arse cheeks. if I'm honest I thought it would be louder but then... The earthquake started, I guess it was more impressive than I originally thought but then I look at my feet to find... I SHAT MYSELF.
I suppose I can't complain overall it's been a good day. I wish I had someone to witness this with me. Hey ho maybe another time ay? think mum might have heard me though as she was quite inquisitive at dinner... She'll never know😈
PS I hope I will one day be able to find someone that experience the same Passion for poof out of arse cheeks as I do.
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The Fault In Our Crack
HumorClive has irritable bowel syndrome and keeps a diary called Johnna telling it about his day, the question is Will Clive have to live with irritable bowel syndrome his whole life or not. PLEASE NOTE SOME OFFENSIVE CONTENT MAY BE IN SOME CHAPTERS AND...
