Dear diary,
Sorry it's been a while, I was stuck on the toilet for 2 whole months with diarrhoea, went to the doctors yesterday, turns out I've got irritable bowel syndrome... who'd of thought it ay? It explains a lot I guess... I mean today hasn't been the best day I mean I ruined my favourite pants today shat em again, usually a bit of washing detergent and warm water fixes it but whoa let me tell you. You thought a baby made a mess you should've seen me! Even little Johnny noticed and he's blind!
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The Fault In Our Crack
HumorClive has irritable bowel syndrome and keeps a diary called Johnna telling it about his day, the question is Will Clive have to live with irritable bowel syndrome his whole life or not. PLEASE NOTE SOME OFFENSIVE CONTENT MAY BE IN SOME CHAPTERS AND...
