Trigger warning: knife.
8/14/23I don't know why I'm starting to simp for this bird (and yes, I checked. Triple checked, if it makes you feel any better, dear reader). Is it the insanity look in his orange eyes? The knife? Ehh, maybe it's the bowtie (I'm a sucker for a dude who wears a bowtie). -lowkeyachuuyakinnie here's your ticket out of one awkward conversation. I bet you are wondering why this is here, dear reader. Better yet, I bet you are wondering why there's a picture of a bird from Billie Bust Up here. Funny story about that. Ya see, I had a dream last night telling me to tell everyone that I simp for this owl. So I do so first thing waking up this morning.
And that dream also had me chasing a witch right before boarding a flight, which turns out to be a trap to become a certain werehog 's dinner. Now I'm tempted to write Alison Hedgehog shapeshifting into this cutie. Nothing could possibly go wrong, right?
A full body photo I found