"Hey hey hey what the fuck"
I yelled as soon as I entered my room."Oh Um we decided that instead of giving...Loki his own room he can share with one of us"
Steve told me while he was making my bed.
"And why the hell do I have to be his stupid ass roommate"
"Language Y/n"
I rolled my eyes, I can probably kill this ice-block if I tried I mean his shield is the size of a diner plate.Loki walked into my-our room with a stack of books. As me and capsicle were still yelling at each other.
"I DON'T WANT TO SHARE MY ROOM"
"There is no need to yell"
"What are you mortals talking about"
Loki interrupting us, the idiot really called me a mortal I mean okay I am a mortal but still."Nothing black licorice"
"I beg your pardon"
Does this man not know what licorices is? Do god's not know what candy is? Or was he just being an asshole? Probably the last one.(For y'all that don't know
what black licorice is)
(ps don't recommend trying the
black one, others are good tho)
Steve tried to leave while I was explaining what black licorice is to Loki. "Oh hell no, we're not done yet capsicle" He had already left me with Loki as I said that. "Fuck"
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I was hanging upside down from the ceiling fan in the kitchen while Nat and Wanda were sitting at the kitchen table.
"Y/n you really shouldn't do that"
Wanda said looking up from her 'how to control your husband' book.
"Oh Wand shut up she's not doing anything wrong" Nat said looking up at me. "It's kinda cool actually"After my accident Wanda has been up my ass because she thinks if I get hurt it's her fault, but I'm just really just fucking stupid and get hurt 24/7.
Nat on the other hand doesn't give a fuck like me and lets me get away with anything, she also thinks I'm cool but not as cool as her which she isn't wrong.
"So Y/n why were you yelling I swear everyone heard it" Wanda said looking back at her book.
"Steve the asshole is making me share my room"Nat tilted her head at me, she probably was wondering why I haven't passed out from blood rushing to my head, at least that's what I thought.
"Who are you sharing your room with?" Nat nudged Wanda and whispered in her ear. "Loki you idiot" Wanda's eyes widened as she stared at Nat almost like she was saying 'are you serious'.
I didn't bother them and got off the ceiling fan and fell on the ground, Wanda ran over as Nat just laughed. "Are you okay Y/n!?"
I flicked my wrist and sent a ball of my magic at Nat's chair and made her fall over. "Yeah I'm fine Wand"
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Loki POV. (yay)I sat on the couch reading, sometimes looking up to see the mess that Y/n was making in the kitchen.
She was quite the funny one in this place and somehow kept it together after her 'accident' Thor told me about.
I looked up from my book to see what happened now and saw her fall from the ceiling fan and the Witch (Wanda) run over to her, I also saw a ball of purple and black shoot at the assassin (Nat) making her fall over.
But where did it come from?
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Back to Y/nAfter Wanda helped me up to my room I sat in bed trying to sleep, every now and then hearing a page of a book turn.
"Can you not?"
Loki looked up at me like I was dumbfounded.
"Not what?"
"Read, I'm trying to sleep"
My eye twitched as he put down the book and laid down.I turned off my night light on my stand and fell asleep a couple minutes later.
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Enchanted
FanfictionY/n L/n aka enchantress one of the avengers, gets hurt on one of the missions and is stuck at HQ until she gets better...but then she meets a handsome god of mischief. LokixReader 🥀