Lydia's POV:
I made plans to go Birko instead of town after what happened yesterday. Of course I'm desperate to see miss fitty again, but even I'm smart enough to know I was in danger. There's a girl named Berry from my best mates old school that's started hanging out with us more. She's such a sweetheart but even me, the emo queen, think she's a bit nerdy. Who am I to talk though, my whole personality is based on a mythical creature that went out of trend in like the 2000s. Anyways, something lowkey freaky has been going on.
There's a vampire bat everywhere I go.
This already sounds weird I'm aware, but I know my bats very well. I know that the most common bat in the UK is the common pipistrelle, and out of 1,400 species worldwide, 3 are vampire bats. Oh and none of them are in the UK. So either I need to call the RSPCA or something fucked up is going on.
My best mate Lily's bus came first and now me and Berry are talking. I tell her about the bat dilemma.
Berry: "It's vampires."
Lydia: "It's not. Vampires aren't real. But if they were I'd be jumping on their pale dicks right now. I wouldn't be here."
Berry: "That's not funny. You say that but in reality you'd be fucking terrified."
Lydia: "They're hot."
Berry: "They're not."
I laugh and Berry even lets out a little giggle. But when I look over her shoulder, there it fucking is again. I point at it.
Lydia: "LOOK!"
It flies away.
Berry: "I don't see it?"
Lydia: "It flew away. Damn it."
Berry: "If you see anything like that again tell me ASAP."
I find this a little weird but I shrug it off.
Lydia: "Okay. Oh shit my bus is here. Cya."
Berry: "Cya."
