A Killer, Vampie, Werewolf, Zayn, and Louis

"What has my life become?"

Ermagawsh! A third part?! Okay, yeah you probably hate me for not posting in.... 4 months... o.o oops. I don't even know anymore. I'll probably post one-shots of this in here. Ehh.

I finally stopped in front of the well-known building everybody knows. I stood there for a while trying to catch my breath. I walked inside. It smelled of morning coffee and crimes. I walked up to the counter. "May I help you, miss?" said the police officer.

"Uhhm, yes actually. I was wondering.. why is Zayn Malik wanted?" I just straight up asked the question. I'm not wasting my time.

"Oh, Zayn Malik. Well actually you could visit him right now. But there is only 10 minutes left of visiting hours. Would you still like to talk to him?" he asked.

"Yes please." I replied.

"Go over there in that room please." he directed me. I followed to where he was pointing. I sat down on one of the tables. I heard footsteps come closer, but they're not from the people already inside the room. "Malik, you have a visitor." I heard a groan after. The door swung open and he looked up surprised to see me. He ran over to me and gave me a hug.

"Ary! I'm so glad you're here!" he finally let go of me.

"Why are you in here?" I asked him curiously.

"Oh. I..um... I-I... uh." He stuttered.

"Spill it." I spat out.

He sighed. "I-" I heard a really loud noise that wouldn't even let me hear what he was saying. His lips were moving, but this sound was just too loud. Then it stopped. "So, can you bail me out?"

"What? I didn't hear anything you said." I replied. He opened his mouth to talk but an even louder noise went off. It sounded like...

I woke up with a start. I seriously need to get an alarm that doesn't sound like a freaking fire truck at 3 in the morning. Wait, it was all a dream? So Zayn wasn't really in jail? And Harry didn't really kill Louis? And Niall isn't really a vampire? And Liam isn't really a hotter clone of Taylor Lautner after the werewolf phase thing in Twilight? And I'm not really married to Zayn? Poo. I'd love if all of One Direction were fighting over me.

I looked at the calendar. It's 2013?!? How long have I been sleeping? I went to sleep in November and now it's March! Gotta check Tumblr and Twitter to see what I've missed.

Let's see... Louis has more tattoos.. Liam and Danielle are back together.. the music videos of Kiss You and One Way or Another came out.. Zayn and Perrie got a dog.. Take Me Home tour has started.. New Year's.. Valentine's.. St. Patrick's Day.. Larry Stylinson.. Loki aka the new love of Payzer.. Louis has red hair that looks really hot on him.. Harry and Zayn have more and more tattoos since the last time I saw them (in pics).. #1D3DMovieTitle.. Comic Relief (Aww).. AAoOD2 COMES OUT TODAY?!?! Awesome! But first, WHAT IS THE 1D3D MOVIE TITLE?!?! Eeep! Gotta go get dressed to blog about it!

Yeah... I took a while on Twitter because of that trend. And on Youtube for AAoOD2... swwy