Resident Evil Headcanons

Mia Winters

- She's bi.

- Mia grew up living with her dad. Her mom was only around for the first three years of her life.

- She flaps her hands when she's excited.

- She owns more than one pair of cowboy boots.

- Mia chipped almost half of her front tooth off when she was nine. She was at a public pool and fell face first onto the edge of the pool. It was not a baby tooth.

- When Mia cooks for other people, she can make decent food. When she makes things for herself, it is almost exclusively... not. A Kraft single microwaved on top of a hot dog, chunks of dry ramen noodles dipped in hummus, peanut butter sandwiched between a couple of fig newtons, etc. All effort goes out the window.

- If she could live off of one food for the rest of her life, it would be peanut butter.

- She talks to herself a lot.

- Her sneezes sound like coughs.

- She types fast as hell.

- Her first job was at an ice cream parlor.

- She chews pens and pencils.

- It does not take a lot for Mia to get absolutely plastered. Woman has one (1) and a half cans of beer and is already a bit shaky when trying to walk in a straight line.