Resident Evil Headcanons

Joe Baker

- He's always had trouble holding down a job.

- When Joe joined the military, he did it entirely for the money and the benefits.

- He snores super loudly. The sound of someone sawing logs will just... penetrate your bones if you sleep in the same vicinity as this man.

- Joe was the kid that made mud pies outside and actually put them in his mouth. On a few occasions, he even swallowed them.

- He and Jack have always got along about as well as Zoe and Lucas do (aka not at all), but Jack was still willing to—and did fight anyone who picked on his brother.