Resident Evil Headcanons

Lucas Baker

- Man loves to play online poker, blackjack, and pinball.

- He was the kid that sat in class and made those pencil crossbows. Y'know, the ones that fire little balls of paper?

- He wears long sleeves and pants no matter what time of year it is.

- Before Eveline showed up and the Baker farm became a hellhole, Lucas would pretty much only go into town to visit the hardware store, stock up on gas station snacks, or when he was forced to by one of his parents.

- His sleep schedule is so wildly inconsistent that it can't even be considered a schedule at all.

- He got into more than a few physical altercations in school, most of which weren't initiated by him. Did he win any? No.

- He received at least one swirlie while in school.

- Jack tried to get Lucas to play American football when he was in middle school. Didn't happen. Jack did get him to join the baseball team, though! He hated it. Only lasted a month.

- For almost every loose baby tooth Lucas had, he pulled it out himself. He wanted that money from Marguerite the tooth fairy real bad.