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Jeff rolled his hips boredly as he idly watched some trash show with Jack

"Stop trying to hump me." Jack looked at him

"I'm not" Jeff responded

"Yeah you are"

"Am not. I'd be like- rutting up against you and whining. And I'm not doing either! Loser"

"You are rutting up against me"

"Only once!" Jeff rolled his eyes

"Once too many!! Besides it's been more than once!"

Jeff groaned and held Jack close to him "I am not humping you!! Your delusional"

"Your drunk." Jack looked at Jeff annoyed

"I AM NOT DRUNK!" Jeff almost looked offended

"Super drunk."

"I had not a single drink today! Not even water!"

Jeff crossed his arms, letting go of Jack. He turned away as the other sat up

"Oh, don't be like that. I'm fucking with you"

"Go fuck yourself"

"Faggot" Jack smacked him and went back to watching tv

And that's how their morning was so far. They were home alone today. It'd been like that since last night actually. So you know what they were doing together while the others were out on their own business 😏

(Beating each other. They were beating each other.)

"No, I'm not making breakfast for you, get away from me smiles!" Jeff nudged his dog away from his legs as he tried to make the world's shittiest pancakes. Nobody knew why Jeff called his dog smile still, but it stuck. And Jack couldnt get him to change it.

"Yeah, down smiles" Jack chimed in, tossing a piece of egg across the room so the grinning husky would chase it down. And then he grabbed Jeff's face to kiss him

Life just felt too domestic sometimes.