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care bares

caroline- funshine☀️
annie- bedtime🛌
alec- grumpy ☁️


funshine☀️
i want go to the bahamas for my
birthday

bedtime🛌
wow

grumpy ☁️
that's in two weeks

funshine☀️
okay me and annie want to go to
the bahamas for our birthdays

bedtime🛌
we never talked about this but i
agree
if you pay

grumpy ☁️
yeah i'm not paying for that
i already bought you a birthday
present

funshine☀️
awwww you remembered this year

grumpy ☁️
IT WAS ONE TIME

bedtime🛌
will never let you live it down
made her cry

grumpy ☁️
I WAS 13

bedtime🛌
that 13 felt lowercase to me idk

funshine☀️
SAMW

bedtime🛌
but i don't have bahamas money

funshine☀️
i'll sugar momma you
alec ask mom and dad or
something

grumpy ☁️
wow
really love me

funshine☀️
ofc

grumpy ☁️
so just the three of us

funshine☀️
and pansy
and maybe the rest of nagini
and luna of course

grumpy ☁️
you met them a week ago and you've
already invited them to your birthday?

funshine☀️
I LOVE THEM
I'VE BASICLALY KNOWN THEM
FOREVER

bedtime🛌
i support it
they'll pay right

funshine☀️
they offered to rent out the villa😋
pansy is your sugar grandma annie

bedtime🛌
i'll support that
is he coming though

grumpy ☁️
who

funshine☀️
she says she will make sure he
comes but it will take some briberey

bedtime🛌
i see

grumpy ☁️
your crazy

funshine☀️
it's you're bitch

grumpy ☁️
you've misspelt so many things in
this conversation

funshine☀️
yeah but i don't fuck up
homophones
and those were typos not my fault
autocorrect ahem me
hatres
haters
ahtes
hated
HATES
god damn

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lolerz


pans
so what if i told you guys we're gonna
go to the bahamas in a couple weeks

theo
yay

b
with s/o?

pans
luna ofc
daph could come too ig

theo
wow i'll let your best friend know you
said that

pans
idkwym my best friend texts like a
grandpa
when he does text
DRACO
DRACO
DRACO
DRACO
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DRACO
DRAC
DRA
DR
D

dray
What?

pans
see grandpa
we are going to the bahamas in two
weeks

dray
Why? With who?

pans
funny you should ask

b
what did you do

pans
it's caroline's birthday
and i thought it would be fun

theo
aw that's cute

b
she wants us there

pans
she has two friends
and one of them is her brother

theo
wow really went for the jugular

pans
she came up with it

dray
I don't want to go.

pans
you will be going

dray
I don't want to go. I will not be
spending money on that.

pans
lucky for you then
i already bought your ticket and the
house

theo
what about my ticket?

b
did you BUY a house? or rent it

pans
semantics
and you can afford your own ticket

theo
he has the most money out of all of
us

pans
yeah well now he has to come

dray
As if you don't have a jet and just
added another person to the roster.

pans
...
whatever
you're still coming

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c speaks!

lilikoi is the loml

after theo of course

:))

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