MIRACULOUSLY ESCAPING SLACKERLIFE

LII

Deruth Henituse is going to die

Cause of death: overwork because the entire Rowoon kingdom cringes at the chaos his good little pumpkin created.

[You bastard Deruth Henituse! What on earth is your son doing?! ]

Zed Crossman was openly cursing at him. A prince must maintain his dignity, and the Hwasa Maria dance has become a hot topic in Rowoon kingdom!

[What is the point of keeping those damn specs! You are just envious because your son is much more ripped than a scumbag like you! ]

[You fucker! I am still the king! ]

[Do not yell at me, you jerk! You openly cursed at me, so I will curse back, and who do you think you are? You are just a showy scumbag who can not keep his junk hidden under his pants! ]

While the two fathers continued to curse each other—

Violan Henituse was also remembered in another cenotaph.

Her Cause of Death? Same with her husband.

The Henituse couple sags against their tables. Because Cale's Hwasa Maria went viral via a recorded memory-saving device that was publicly aired at the time, they were unable to keep up with the daily complaints sent to the County.

Cale's fan club, as well as other clubs outside of the Academy, were formed.

[Madame Henituse! My daughter! My daughter!]

[Your daughter is still a virgin! Do not overreact! ]

[Rosalyn is still the princess of Breck! She can't be—]

[All of you are ancient bastards! It's fashion! Fashion!]

Ugh. My head hurts.

They had to apologise to all of the kings of the Western Continent. They even went above and beyond to send gifts. But they just won't stop.

Even their new friend kingdom, Breck Kingdom, sent a new set of betrothal letters because their daughter could not marry after baring too much skin. That's way too conservative! Women would have more freedom in terms of clothing!

"Ugh!"

"Aah!"

Deruth and Violan both groaned in frustration at the same time.

"I want to pinch those little things!" groans Violan, raising her head, "We trusted Cale, and we got trusted with this! Deruth!"

Deruth sobbed uncontrollably. His hands were struggling to keep up with the apology letters he was writing. Even that womanising scumbag king sent him a letter of displeasure. That scumbag should've been a bit more proud because his son is a natural-national stud treasure. Violan wanted to retire soon. Why did she even think of marrying this man? She might've regretted marrying Deruth, but Cale is so adorable! She just can't get enough of two fluffy boys rocking the house on fire—one a bully and the other a timid baby boy! She will just have to put up with it and teach Bassen to clean up after Hyung-nim. After all, if he is going to help his big brother, he might as well relieve her of some of her responsibilities.

Naturally, she and Deruth exchanged a mental high-five.

"At the moment, only Rock Sekka's letter is the most wonderful," Deruth said, holding Rock Sekka's letter. He'll definitely frame this letter up and showcase it in the grand halls. He's the only bastard out there who appreciates the creativity of Cale and his gang's dance number.