Who Are You "Mister" Fray? (One Direction Fanfiction)

Chapter 2: "CJ,GIVE.ME.BACK.MY.SHIRT!!!!!"

Chapter 2: "CJ, GIVE.ME.BACK.MY.SHIRT!!!"

You'll understand the title later on

I woke up at 5:00 to my radio alarm playing "Heart Attack." by One Direction.

Like i said before i'm no fond of them but i know there songs.

 Baby, you've got me sick,

I don't know what I did.

Need to take a break to figure it out, yeah.

Got your voice in my head,

Saying let's just be friends,

Can't believe the words came outta your mouth, yeah.

I'm trying to be okay,

I'm trying to be alright.

But seeing you with him,

Just don't feel right.

And I'm like,

oww!

Never thought it'd hurt so bad,

Getting over you-ou.

And,oww!

You're giving me a heart attack,

Looking like you do-oo.

Cause you're all I ever wanted.

Thought you'd be the one and,

oww!

Your giving me a heart attack

Getting over you-ou-ou-ou

I tried to turn it off before Cayla heard it.

Key word

TRIED

Cayla came through the door belting the last line of the song.

"CAYLA JAYNCE JEPSEN HUNTER! GET YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE ONE DIRECTION LOVING BEHIND OUT OF MY ROOM OR SO HELP ME GOD I MAKE YOU GET OUT!!!!!"

You might be wondering 

"How in the hell do these people have this type of enegy at 5:00 IN THE FREAK MORNING?!?!?!"

Well you see you can blame our mom for that.

Unlike most people at a young age she was a early bird but she could also stay up to the latest times at night and still wake up before ANYONE in the house.

Even the ones who go to work at 3

Any who yeah so Cayla just stood there and stared at me after I screamed at her. 

She grabbed something but i'm not sure what it was but my second alarm went off but this time playing one of my favorite songs.

Of course it was it was the radio version so it bleeped out the curse words

I danced around my room to "Thrift shop - feat. Wanz by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

I looked at the date as i slipped on my black skinny jeans.

9/11/13

My best friends Sophie's 18th birthday!!

I got her the perfect present to. 

She loves mean girls 

So i got her the most mean girl related thing ever

Well i won't tell but it starts with a B and ends with a K and is two words

I went to my closet to find my hot pink heels since it was Wednesday and "on Wednesdays we were pink"

I slipped on a tight black tank top that hugged my DD cuped breast perfectly.

All i needed was my pink net shirt.

I looked in my closet in my dresser under my bed everywhere no sign of my pink shirt.

"Mom! Have you my pink net shirt i got last week!!?!?!?!"

"How am i suppose to know where your clothes are i don't wear them!!!"

UGH!!

Only one place they can be.

I slowly walked up to CJ's door so she didn't get started and run away like a leaing gazzel. 

I creeked opened the door just to see her wearing MY shirt in the mirror and twirling.

I couldn't take it

I ponced.

She noticed and

She ran

But i was fast and had Karma on my side since she stole MY shirt.

(Here's when you understand the chapter title)

I chase fro 5 minuntes then i had enough of it

"CJ!! GIVE.ME.BACK.MY.SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She was about to respone just as a very sleepy looking DJ walked out his room

Oh Shit

"WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!" He screamed 

He pointed to Cayla

"YOU GIVE HER BACK HER GODDANM SHIRT!"

"AND YOU!!" He screamed as he ponit to me with a stern finger.

"JUST SHUT THE FU-FREAKING HELL UP AND GET YOUR BEHIND READY!"

He was a little taller then me so his finger was directly in front of my mouth.

so i did what any reasonable person would be.

I bit this finger

"Ow." 

He looked at me with a "Are you serious face."

I just shrugged.

 "I give up." and he turned back to his room and went back to sleep

I got to my room and finished getting dressed 

I put my real clothes in mypink coach bag 

I said my good byes and left for another day in jail

opps i mean school

could never really tell those to apart