She ra fanfic:Super Retarded 64

I was tricked!

Adora rushed into the manshion with a boom box playing deli and hundred's of bottles of alchohol. "BITCH IM READY!" Adora scanned the room only to find that it was empty. There were a few doors and three stair cases leading to a balcony that oversaw the room. One of the staircases was on the left, one on the right, and one in the middle. When walking up the middle staircase, you would be brought to a wooden door with a huge star on it. "Did I miss the party?!"

"No! But the party was infact kidnapped." Adora turned around and screamed. Behind her was a 3 foot tall poke-adot red white mushroom that had legs and was wearing formal clothing. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Adora screached reaching to her pocket which held a pistol. "Woah! Woah! Calm down!" The mushroom thing held up its two human like hands and attempted to clam Adora down. "Im a Toad. Us Toad's have been bred for the past 2 years to handle the camera's and green screens for Ice spice so she wouldn't have to hire over 10 people. What's your name?" Adora calmed down a bit and sighed. "Im Adora. I was invited by Ice spice to come here." The toad shook its head. "Ice spice has been kidnapped inside these walls. You were tricked."

Adora gasped. "W-will this mean there will be no more Ice spice songs?! Hell no. Ill save Ice spice. Then maybe we can smash and write a song together!" Toad chuckled at Adora's plan. "Ha, if you want to save Ice spice you'll need to go through each and every door of the castle and collect 9-10 stars and do a month of gayplay-I mean gameplay to beat Catra." 

"Why do I need to collect some goofy ahhh stars and brutally murder my convinietly mortal enemy." 

"The more stars you get, the higher you'll become. Oh, and it helps you open more doors. Also I  recommend sniffing the stars when you're in a bad situation. Ya know, just because."