Chapter 1-The Incident

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So one day, Harry and Draco were in the dining hall and Harry bit into an apple. That apple wasn't just an apple.

It.

Was.

Apple.

"HARRY!!!" Draco shouted as Harry bit into a green apple.

"What? Was this yours?" Harry was confused. It was just an apple!

"YES! AND IT'S A SHE! APPLE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" Draco grabbed Apple from Harry's mouth and hugged her.

"Are you okay, my love?"

Apple didn't answer.

"Apple? Apple! Speak to me!" The apple rolled on the ground, into a pile of mud that was randomly there.

So now it-I mean, she- was covered in mud and had a bite taken out of it.

At this point people just started staring. "No....no!" Draco desperately grabbed at Apple.

The apple coughed. You read it right. "I-I don't think I'm gonna make it," Apple said.

"You will!"

Draco ran to the hospital wing with Apple in his hands.

"What just happened?" Harry said, his hand still out from when he was holding Apple.

(A/N lol, that was awful. There's only going to be three chapters in here. Again, don't take this seriously, it was meant for entertainment purposes. So yeah. Bye, and I hoped you enjoyed it but you probably didn't!!!)

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