(Oh yeah and from the first chapter I know Slytherins and Gryffindors don't eat at the same table, but whatever guys! And for this chapter, I know they all have their own House tower thingies where they go to sleep and stuff, but seriously.)
Chapter 3
Harry Is The Only Normal Person In This Story
"But......I don't like Draco anymore." Apple announced. "I LOVE YOU, HARRY!"
You could literally hear the dramatic music playing.
"Well, I don't want a stupid apple following me around, so seriously, go away!"
Draco gasped at this. "Don't talk to Apple like that! She may not love me, but I will forever love her! And you treat her right!"
"Yeah, treat me right!" Apple squeaked.
Harry didn't know what to say at this point.
(A/N lol yeah that's it for this chapter, but whatever. Enjoy it while you can, don't think I will be updating soon, I have loads of things to do at school.
Oh and get this; we have a Law Club at my school, and they have a mock trial each year. Guess what the theme thing is this year?
HARRY.FREAKING.POTTER. And I'm not IN Law Club and just AGGHHHHH! EVERYWHERE I SEE PEOPLE ARE PRACTICING AND THEY ALWAYS SAY HERMIONE'S NAME WRONG AND THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE "WAIT WHO'S DRACO" AN I JUST WANNA GO "AVADA KEDAVRA AVADA KEDAVRA AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" *bangs head on wall* Angst. Angst. Angst.
Sorry for taking this out on you guys, and I apologise that you have to witness this-disturbing-side of me and also I might have spelled "Avada Kedavra" wrong, I'm in a bad mood, so shoot me.
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfic*DracoxApple* Draco Malfoy loves his apple. But one day, Harry eats it by accident. Will Apple be okay???? :3
