This one and only chapter will be a song that I took heavy inspiration from, that being the soundtrack, the melody, and other variations that make a song be considered a song...
The song I made the Parody of was Jt Music's single "Non Believer" based upon the mobile game "Mighty DOOM"
The original song is posted above and you can listen to it for a reference/idea to what the rhythm and tempo sound like in my parody...
So without further ado, I bring to you,
"Religion's Reaper"
"Your prayers are misplaced, if they are not in yourself..."
🎵I don't believe in jesus, I don't believe in "god" if you think that that makes me Evil well I'm telling you it does not, I've been doing right by my Demons, I really don't ask a lot, know that worshiping a false idol will always end up all for naught...
You'll never see me in the pews, I ain't never been to church, at school we go PEW PEW PEW. Cause you know that I've been putting in the work. And I mean by crucifying, a long haired guy, I can raise a little bit of Hell, cause It's over the top but you know I won't stop when I'm raining these shotgun shells. I am the slayer of angels, they don't even put up a fight, Must've been the Demonic energy that brought these bones to life. Don't you worship an idol that sits there Idle, in my blood does amusement seethe. But I always say, angels were meant to be slain, so long as I got faith in me, C'mon!
I don't believe in jesus, I don't believe in "god", don't look at me like I'm evil cause I promise that I'm not, I've been doing right by my Demons, now the priest is gon get shot, I don't want a home in "heaven" instead I'll head to where it's hot...
So what if I'm a little crazy? Blame your god or get mad, wouldn't call it good religion when you abandon those in need. They said I wouldn't get away with this, so broken bones is what I'll give, cause it ain't my temper but the temple I entered would make you cap your head! Kittens really are the cutest, any others be goddamned, Batteries are not included, working on the blessings from Devils I am. I try to ignore all of "god's" children, that's never really gone so well. You know I don't care if you say it ain't fair but y'all gonna go to Hell!
I don't believe in jesus, I don't believe in "god", if you think that makes me evil, well I'm telling you it does not, I've been doing right by my Demons, this fun shall never stop, Swim wear isn't allowed in "heaven" so I'll head to where it's hot...
The power of the blessings I've taken, is something I cannot ignore, everybody needs a break from Hell, perhaps it's a metaphor? I work hard and I play hard but I wonder what could be the way to more of this fun that I've got, and all your singers' are THOTs, that's just another word for WHORE! Frauds can come from anywhere, any shape and size, vacant are their bullshit vows of how "god" can open your eyes. Try taking everything from me, I'll mess up what's in your mind, but if you get inside my head you won't like what you find. Ahaha!!
I don't believe in jesus, I don't believe in "god", so what if you think I'm Evil? Doesn't matter cause I'm not. I've been doing right by my Demons, I'm about to burn the cross, I don't want a home in "heaven" instead I'll head to where it's hot...🎵
A/N So I wrote this song because recently, I and a few of my friends have had several people from the Christian religion come up to us either when we are by ourselves or chillin outside, and they ask us the usual crap,
"Are you a follower of jesus?"
NO BITCH I AIN'T, IF I WAS A FOLLOWER OF JESUS I WOULD BE A HELLUVA LOT MORE DEPRESSED THAN I AM NOW!!
Christ on a stick with a cock in his mouth, damn it was getting so annoying.. we eventually got fed up with it due to them repeatedly bothering us and trying to push their bullshit beliefs onto us so we could throw our lives away and follow a cult for some guy who died millennia ago.
I am so tired of when a religion (mostly Christian's) doesn't like the fact that you don't have the same belief that you do and they then harass you about joining them and wouldn't leave you alone until you point a knife at their neck, well, at least they leave when I get to that point...
No matter, another thing is that they say that their so called "god" loves and accepts everyone so we should do the same... HYPOCRITES!!! If y'all really loved and accepted everyone, then y'all fucking frauds wouldn't harass and discriminate against the LGBTQ community and perform full on protests outside of churches and parades and shit... Christian's just disgust me to no extent, now there ARE some who actually practice what they preach, and for that I respect you, but for that 99.99999999923 % of the others who are as corrupt as the politicians on this Earth, I hope that someone literally smacks some cents into you, no i aint mean "Sense" i mean CENTS as in the coins, I hope somebody restrains you and another person shoves a 1987 penny down your throat until you leave everyone who doesn't blindly follow an outdated library book alone... all right enough of me venting, if you get offended by this,
Ask me if I give a shit.
To those who made it to the end, congrats, you might finally think twice before listening to some stranger talk false prophecies about some higher being who can't even beat the cheapest Wi-Fi company in terms of power, usefulness, and overall doing its job.
Farewell and hope you don't get roped into the cult known as "Christianity"
Peace in the Middle East...
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The Child of Deceit
SpiritualThis is a place where we can talk about our beliefs and such...... Or what you DON'T believe in.. Actually it's me calling out the Christian's for some of their bullshit and false promises and such.. hope you enjoy!! I know I did