Bungo Stray Dogs Oneshots

Makeover

Characters included: Elise, Chuuya, 15!Dazai

(Lets say for the sake of this oneshot that Elise is Mori's adopted daughter)

Chuuya and Dazai were asked to babysit Elise, as Mori had a meeting to attend to. (He needs a break.)

At first, Elise was pretty quiet and minded her own business, for the first 10 minutes.
But it didn't take long for her to grow bored, and so, this whole babysitting turned from casual to chaotic in no more than 10 minutes.

"..Elise? is this really necessary?"
The redhead asks as the girl continues putting an over- exaggerated amount of blush on chuuya's face. Elise responds with an overdramatic gasp and a small, adorable little pout..
"Chuuya! How could you say that? I need to relieve my boredom somehow, and you're supposed to help, are you not?"

Chuuya frowns and remains silent. He seemed to have let himself fall for the little girl's manipulation tactics.

"Elise, I think he needs a bit more blush."
A brunette spoke, smirking.
"Ah, you're completely right! he looks so white without it. Like a sheet of paper!"

The redheaded male shoots dazai a glare, but it doesn't last long. Elise cups his chin and puts more blush, then applies lipstick on him messily. Chuuya stays still, allowing himself to get humiliated by this 6 year old child infront of his partner.

Once she was done, chuuya didn't even get a chance to speak, as the girl had already started messing with his hair, trying to tie it up in a bun.

"Ah! Elise.. wait! It hurts.. stop pulling so-"
Chuuya exclaims, Elise apologises before going back to what she was doing.
Chuuya complains silently, crossing his arms and furrowing his eyebrows in irritation.

Dazai leans back on the couch and speaks gently, very clearly trying to rile up the latter male.
"Are you not having a good day today, Chuuya?"
"Fuck off, you--"

Chuuya was about to continue before Dazai gasped and spoke

"Chuuya!! Its not nice to cuss while we're babysitting a child! You could get fired!"
"Shut up, for god's sake. I know."
He muttered quietly under his breath.

"What does 'fuck off' mean?"
Elise asks, finishing up the touches on chuuya's hair and looking over at the two males.

"..it means to get lost, but in like- a really, really rude way. Dont ever say that word unless you really want that person to leave you alone and you want to be a rude girl. Okay?"
Chuuya explains calmly, hoping she'll understand that it's not a nice word

"Ohh.. okay."
She then gets out a mirror and shows it to chuuya.
"So? Do you feel pretty?"
She asks in an energetic tone with those innocent, sparkly blue eyes and grin plastered on her face.
Chuuya looks at himself in horror, but then at Elise.

"...i feel very pretty.."
"Wonderful, because you are pretty!!"
She continues speaking in a hyper tone, and dazai is done. He had tears in his eyes due to all the laughing, and he genuinely looked amused as the 6 year old looked at him as she spoke with the same happy demeanour as before.

"Your turn!"
Elise says, getting up and looking at dazai.
"W...wait, excuse me??-"
He asks, not exactly sure if she was joking or not.

"It's time for a makeover for you too!"
Elise (forcefully) grabs dazai's arm and makes him sit down beside the couch, then starts working on him as he did with Chuuya.

Dazai couldn't exactly protest, since the girl already started applying the foundation on his face.
"Where did you even get this makeup set from?!"
"Kouyou gave it to me"
"Of course she did."

The brunette glances at the redhead. That little fucker was recording.
Dazai makes a peace sign, then glances back at Elise as she asks him the following question:

"What colour do you want? Blue or purple eyeshadow?"
"I'll take purple"
"No you'll look ugly with purple"
"I'll take blue then"

She starts applying the purple eyeshadow on dazai's left eye, trying to be gentle. dazai closes his eyes, smiling slightly at Elise's antics.

Once she finishes, she applies an excessive amount of blush, just like she did with chuuya.

"I feel fabulous already"
Dazai declares.
"Don't beg it."
Chuuya utters as the other throws him a glare.
Elise giggles at their shenanigans.

For the finishing touch, she puts lipstick messily on him aswell, then starts messing with dazai's hair, creating a small ponytail with his bangs.

"Now you and Chuuya match!"
She shows dazai the mirror, and dazai gasps as if showing he loves the look.

"Do you feel pretty?"
"I feel very pretty!"
"Yay!!"

Both chuuya and dazai look at eachother, but cant help but chuckle at eachother when they see both of their faces are filled with horrible makeup.

"Can you do my makeup now too?"
She asks the boys with an adorable little twinkle in her eyes and smile.
They both pause and glance at her, returning the smile before speaking in unison.
"Yeah, why not?"

When Mori came back, he was greeted by two clowns and a princess. It took all of Mori's will to live not to burst out laughing as he thanked the boys with tears in his eyes which had formed from slight dissapointment that the boys didnt have a normal day with Elise, but also amusement..

The following day, when Mori told Elise to quiet down:

"Elise could you please lower your volume? Its distracting me from my work, and I--"
"Fuck off, old man!"
"Excuse you?! Who taught you that language?!"

Dazai and Chuuya got grounded.

This took less than I thought it would. But it was so fun to rewrite this, unlike the other os :D