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-Akutagawa walked in on Chuuya impersonating dazai once. He never spoke a word about it.
" 'Oh look! Im the great and handsome Dazai! And Im gonna commit double suicide with a beautiful lady!' "
*Akutagawa walks in*
*chuuya turns around and stares at him*
*silent eye contact*
"hm."
*Akutagawa walks out*
(Edit: WAIT I LISTENED THE BSD CDS I DIDNT KNOW CHUUYA ACTUALLY HAD TO IMPERSONATE DAZAI ONCE INFRONT OF AKU AND KAJII AHH😭💕)
-Fukuzawa literally loves cats.
Fukuzawa:"So I brought a new cat to the agency. I sensed his spiritual level very close to mine.
Kunikida:"Sir that's the 8th time this week."
Fukuzawa:"This is the last one, I swear"
Kunikida:"I recall you saying that two weeks ago."
-Gin plays pranks on Ryuunosuke sometimes
"Gin, Did you draw eyebrows on me while I was asleep?"
"No, why would you think that"
"Because I have eyebrows"
"I dont see the problem"
"...I shaved them off by accident when I tried pranking you a few years back."
"They grew back"
"😐"
-Chuuya likes Oreos
"Chuuya did you eat my oreos?!"
"They were yours??"
"You fucking fatass this is why noone likes you"
"Im not a fatass i ate like 4 of them"
"Chuuya there's only 3 oreos left. The packet was left unopened and untouched the last time I checked."
"If you dont want the oreos give them to me"
"Im throwing them away out of spite"
"Your mother hung herself"
-Chuuya trying to get taller
"You know, Chuuya, You should drink more milk. It might help with your height."
"Dont hit me with that bullshit. I got sent to the Emergency Room once because of how much milk I drank."
"Idiot, You cant just drink milk by itself"
"WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE I WENT AHEAD AND DRANK 4 LITRES OF MILK"
-Dazai's sleeping position is weird.
Chuuya: "Dazai, wake your-"
*dazai's head is hanging off the bed, his legs outstretched, one arm covering his face and the other in the air.*
Chuuya:"what the actual fuck"
-Chuuya literally loves dogs.
Chuuya: "who's a good boy?? Yes you are!! Come here buddy; awe you're so cu-"
*Akutagawa coughs*
*Chuuya stands up and leaves*
Edit: STOP I WAS SO SILLY BACK THEN
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Bungo Stray Dogs Oneshots
FanfictionJust some bungo stray dogs oneshots. I update very slowly, so Im really sorry! Also, some chapters may or may not have sensitive subjects. If that will be the case, I will put a TW at the start of the chapter. Thank you for reading!!<33 I dont own a...
