Deadpool flirts with @FourthWallRebuilder

hola mis amigos

Hello FourthWallRebuilder. You still haven't gotten back to me about the restaurant, but that's okay. I just hope you'll return my feelings one day. I'm not exactly the greatest looking antihero anyway, since my face is so disfigured. I'll just have to fantasize about eating you- I mean eating with you. Also, I do hope you aren't creeped out with my affections. I'll happily stop if you only ask.

Devin,
You are as lovely as the sky is blue,
so beautiful that flowers bow down to you.
Your lips are so sweet like a confection,
and I'll hardly survive if you don't return my affection.