Deadpool flirts with @FourthWallRebuilder

ACK!!!!

AUTHOR'S NOTE

I'M BACK GUYS!!!

I've been off Wattpad for the most part lately because I was kidnapped by someone who sounded strangely like Dopinder and was held there since March. My captors allowed me to be on my phone for five minutes daily, but threatened to kill me if I tried to contact anyone. Really stupid of them, honestly. What kidnapper let's you have your phone?

I remained unharmed the entire time I was captured until I was released two days ago.

I'm not sure what their motives were, honestly. There was no clear reason to kidnap me, and I was never once harmed, or even drugged or anything.

Regardless, I'm now back in business and can communicate with Deadpool about his feelings for Devin again and proclaim his love for  the FourthWallRebuilder.

Now, on the topic of Wattpad Prom: I failed. All three of us- Deadpool, Devin, and I, missed the prom, and my campaign wasn't finished in time. Therefore, the mission of getting the two to kiss by them winning King and Queen is failed. However, I will continue to strive to make Devinpool a reality. We can do this, guys.

Since this isn't exactly a regular chapter, I'll write a small poem on Deadpool's behalf since it's been a while.

My pajama pants are red,
violets are violet, not blue-
I hope I'll help Deadpool win your heart,
and you'll let him love you.