Dwayne: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Marko: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Paul: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
David: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Dwayne: Dammit, Marko!
Marko: What?! It wasn't me!
Dwayne: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Paul!
Paul: Not me either.
Dwayne: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
David: *whistles*
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Dwayne, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Marko, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Paul, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
David, trembling: What are we playing
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Dwayne: Wake me up...
Marko: Before you go go!
Paul: When September ends...
David: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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