Alex Light and Scooby Doo Stage Fright

The Opera House

(The gang had pulled up to the opera house and walked of the van heading towards the opera house) Velma:this place is amazing i can't believe it's been closed for so long (Velma,Daphne and Fred walked by a guard but the guard stopped Shaggy,Alex and Scooby) 

Guard:i'm sorry sir no animals allowed except seeing eye dogs 

Alex:what if i said this dog is friends with Alex Light aka me 

Guard:it's still a no Ms.Light the director is insane about dogs

Alex:like a happy insane

Guard:a mean and i don't like them insane

Alex:oh

Shaggy:Like it's okay Alex we'll catch up with you

Guard:no they won't (Alex walked by the guard catching up with the others)

Alex:excuse me we are are supposed to check in with the assistant director

Guy:oh do we good luck with that he's in there (they went to the main stage area to see people cleaning up and a massive destroyed star on the ground) 

Alex:i think that's him by my parents (Colette put smelling salt under the unconscious Dewey noise he sniffed waking up) 

Dewey:what what happened 

Colette:you know that guy 

Dewey:the phantom (he passed out again) Adam:maybe that smelling salt is affecting his brain (the gang walked oever to them) Daphne:hello we're supposed to check in 

Colette:yeah i know 

Adam:Alex how have you been Alex:fine father but what happened 

Lilith:the phantom is what happened Dewey:the phantom (he passed out again) Colette:urgh he keeps doing that

Alex:uh probably because the smelling salt is affecting the sense of smell Colette:his or mine

Velma:his (a man walked over to Lilith)

Man:i found that clipboard the phantom took (Lilith took it) Man:and i quit i'm not sticking around with a phantom on the loose (they looked at the clipboard) Daphne:Crisstine must win

Alex:oh fucking damn it

Adam:language Alex

Lilith:fucking damn it is right

Fred:why who's Christine

Alex:my distant brat of a cousin that's who Adam:yeah and her parents are worse thankfully Alex didn't turn out to be a snobby teenager (the doors burt open revealing Christine and her parents as they walked in on their phones) Adam:speak of the demons

Daphne:i'm sure she's not that bad (she walked over to chrissy) Daphne:hello there you must be-

Lance:are you trying to psych her out

Barb:s this some kind of minds game Daphne:i was just saying hi Lance:well don't Barb:you can't just talk to Chrissy

Lance:she's very sensitive you have to talk to her before to let her know your going to talk to her

Alex:classic assholes Lance:oh if it isn't Alex Light thanks to you our Chrissy isn't allowed to compete in any beauty pageant competitions

Alex:whatever not like you can do anything about it now (Lance walked over to Colette) Lance:were here to check in

Colette:Mr.Otterman is currently passed out at them moment Lance:you mean we can't check in

Lilith:not at this moment no

Lance:this is totally unacceptable (he walked over to Barb) Emma:there like that all the time (hey looked to see a girl in a yellow shirt and blue pants on) Fred:hey your Emma right the violinist

Emma:yeah and your Fred and Daphne i loved your audition tape an i'm not just saying that because of the cameras

Alex:what camera's 

Emma:thoses cameras (they see the camera she was pointing at) Emma:there there to record the back stage drama 

Daphne:that's the best part of the show all the who likes who who hates who stuff 

Lilith:i can't wait to buy this place

Alex:your still gonna buy this place mother

Lilith:yes and there's nothing changing my mind (Brick had walked on stage)

Brick:hello everyone and welcome to talent star i'm your host Brick Pimiento i just wanted to reassure you everything is fantastic just fantastic there isn't a problem and there's no ghost Lance/Bab:ghost

Brick:did i say ghost no there's no ghost here none at all (he left and Alex saw Shaggy and Scooby following him so she followed them as Dewey sniffed waking up)

Dewey:i smell dog

Colette;Mr.Otterman thank goodness are you al-

Dewey:dogs are nothing but big furry sacks of germs did you know that

Colette:no but you need to check these people in (he took a breath)

Dewey:alright alright but after i'm finding that dog (he snatched the clipboard from her)

Dewey:just go get me a coffee

Colette:yes sir (she left)

Dewey:So who's first?.