RWBY In Reality (Harem x Male Reader)

Chapter 4

Y/n pov:

Y/n: - And that's why they stopped letting me show off my artwork in school... Bunch of morons.

Weiss: Wait wait wait, quick recap. The entire reason your school stopped letting you do major art projects is because you're so good at it, it made literally everyone else's look like a jumbled-together mess? I'd be lying if I said I couldn't sympathize with that in some way... Maybe we could make something together?

Y/n: OOH I have an idea! I could order some clay and we can make a mini-replica of Beacon!

Right, where were we? Oh yeah! We just finished doing all the shopping for clothes and car snacks. That wasn't awkward... For the most part.

Weiss: Sure. Sounds like it could be fun.

Yang: Wait hold the phone. Weiss, you NEVER want to get your hands dirty!

Weiss: Says the one who'd rather punch through a wall and call THAT art.

Y/n: Alright, alright. Wait, did we remember to pack our bags?

Ruby: Uh... Did we?

I shake my head before getting all the shopping into the car and grabbing my sketchpad before painting in a sketch of a portal gun.

Y/n: I'll portal them to us when we get there. Simple enough, right?

Weiss: That works.

I pull out of the parking lot and we get going... well after setting up the GPS of course. Now... Let's ride!

<A few minutes later...>

Yang: So Y/n. you have any "dreams" about us?~

Y/n: I-I... L-let's not t-t-talk about that r-right now.

Yang gives me a sly wink and I roll my eyes... Just focus on getting everyone there in one piece Y/n... Just... Focus... I know what'll take my mind off of that! Some tunes!

I remember when we all went to the cinema to watch Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2... ah the memories... Things were way simpler too.

Blake: This song isn't half bad... I like it.

Weiss: I second that.

Y/n: Whenever I feel down, this one manages to put me back into a good mood. Takes me back to a time I didn't know how screwed up life can be, y'know?

Everyone goes quiet and we let the song play out until the end... Now I feel a ton more upbeat than I did earlier! Which is good because... traffic... May as well radio Geno and see how far ahead he is...

Y/n: Heyo G-money how far ahead are you?

Geno: G-money? Are we STILL using those codenames? Fair enough Soundwave.

Weiss: Why's your codename Soundwave?

Y/n: Soundwave superior. Sarah, inferior.

Weiss: Now I have even more questions. Like for starters, who's Sarah?

I breathe out a sigh... I should've guessed one of them would have asked... Whelp, better they know sooner than later.

Y/n: Alright, so the short version is Sarah's my gold-digging crazy ex who dumped me for some rich D-wad just because I made my art commissions cheaper so that they're affordable for many. After that whole... event, I was a mess for WEEKS. Now though? Feh, she can bite my shiny metal car bumper.