RWBY In Reality (Harem x Male Reader)

Chapter 6

<Later that evening>

Y/n pov:

After the barbecue, the sun started to set so we set up a small fire to roast some marshmallows. This takes me back...

Y/n: ...

Yang: Something wrong cutie?

Y/n: Oh, it's nothing. Just reminiscing... Mom and dad used to roast marshmallows with us all the time as kids. Makes me wonder why we stopped.

Geno: I know.

Y/n: Then what's the reason?

Geno: Dad ran out of firewood so we topped it up with gasolene.

...

That explains why it looked like a bomb had exploded...

Y/n: Seriously?

Ruby: Oh that's nothing. Yang, remember the time dad took uncle Qrow's flask and tipped everything in it over the fire?

Yang: Oh my Oum that was hilarious! Hahaha! Ah, the look on uncle Qrow's face was the BEST thing I'd seen up to that point! Anyway, the flames high enough yet? I'm STARVING over here!

Blake: Yang, you just ate half of all the burgers to yourself- how are you STILL hungry!?

Yang: What can I say? Cannons like these don't fuel themselves! *flexes her muscles*

Ruby: You done?

Geno: Settle down, the flames are high enough now.

Y/n: 'Bout time, they may be marshes but my gut's nowhere near mallow right now!

Yang: I think I've found my soulmate.~

Ruby: STOPPETH THINE FILTHINESS!

Yang: Sounds like someone's a big bowl of jealous.~ What's wrong? Scared he'll yang me first?~

Y/n: H-hold up w-w-w-w-what?

Either my ears are playing tricks on me, or she-

Ruby: J-JUST SHUT UP AND EAT THAT MARSHMALLOW! Hmph... Meanie.

Yang: Hehe, score one for me!

I put a marshmallow on one of the sticks and hold it over the fire... Only for it to melt and get stuck to Weiss's.

Y/n: Well... This is awkward.

Weiss: Huh. It is... So which one of us gets them?

Y/n: You can have 'em, I have a bag of spares here.

Weiss: No they're your marshmallows, you have them.

Y/n: No really, you can have them.

Yang gives us a devilish smirk... What's she planning now? She leans in and looks at us both with that same evil grin.

Yang: Well... You could always just share them.

Y/n / Weiss: H-huh!? / WHAT!?

Yang: What? That way, you both get them.

Weiss: Ever since we got here, your perverted antics have been turned up to eleven! Can it Xiao Long!

Yang: Alright Ice Queen, no need to get angry. You'll put out the fire.

How'd I end up in the middle of this? Seriously, how!? Weiss and I shake our heads before carefully moving the 2-in-1 marshmallow that somehow didn't fall off of both sticks during that conversation out of the fire so it's between us.

Y/n: Alright, so how's this gonna work?

Weiss: I don't know. *Whispers* Between you and me, this is my first time toasting marshmallows like this.