RWBY: The Remnant Past

Bloopers

(AN: This is going to be my first time having bloopers on the chapter, and I was thinking about this for a long time)

Blooper #1

"Mr. President, our agents in Atlas have found new projects of androids, the AK 200; their more durable..." Agent Jack Smith stopped his report to Gates. He then took out a small card and put glasses on to read the rest of the lines. "But they are made of Napoleon's balls." He finished, causing Gates and the others to laugh. "Oh shit that was the wrong notes." He said.

#2

"What!? you dare -" the Lieutenant started to yell before getting interrupted by a sudden cough. "I think a bug went into my mouth." He said, getting the White Fang, Jessica, and the villagers to laugh.

#3

"I doubt that, Glynda." Ozpin began before going silent for a few moments. "Line." He finally spoke out, causing the flim crew and Glynda to chuckle. "I think my old age is finally catching up to me." He jokes.

#4

"What the -WHOA!!" A miner screen out as he fell into the hole."Im okay!"

#5

"Are you not entertained?" Frank said. Instead of getting a slap on the head, he receives applause from the miners and huntsman. "Thank you, you're too kind!" Frank boasted before looking at the hole again to see Tom staring at him point blank. "Ahhhh!" He squealed out a manly scream as he jumped ten feet away. They all laugh at him as he gets up.

"Cut!" The director said.

#6

"This is Julio Actual. What's the sitrep over?" James said over the radio, what was supposed to be a confirmation of the targets being nutrualized, all that was coming from the other side of the radio was snoring. This made James look at the radio in shock, then turned his attention to the others.

"Is he snoring?" Fennec asks as the soldier behind him takes off his cuffs.

"I think he is." Illia said, which cause the sniper to wake up.

"Uhh-wha-oh, this is Grizzly, tangos in the fishes out." Hitman slurred, causing the people in the room to laugh.

"That's not your codename, Hitman." James called.

"...Shit." Hitman said over the radio

#7

"By Oum, it looks like it, and what's it saying? Project Scharwz Infurnas?" Roy said as Kate looked at him unamused.

"Roy, you're supposed to draw it out." She quipped, who got the teams to laugh.

#8

"The Aminals home of Menagerie." Jaques answered.

"Nien nien nien nien nien!" Copper yelled while slamming his hand on Jaques' desk, making the two laugh.

"Seriously Copper?" Jaques asks while laughing.

"Had to do it at least once if we're going to be Nazis." Copper answered.

#9

"Oh ho kitty cat, didn't you get the memo?" Roman asks. There was silence for a few moments before Blake and the White Fang grunts began chuckling.

"What? What's so funny?" Roman asks.

"You said kitty cat instead of kid Roman." One of the grunts informed the criminal.

"Oh." Roman realized before laughing as well.

#10

"I could tell you." A voice called out.

Ozpin turns to see Trevor just behind him. "Dad?" He asks.

"Wha- What?" Trevor said as Ozpin completely derailed Trevor as they both began laughing.

#11

"What about -" Emerald said before getting interrupted by Fredrick's burping.

"Whew, don't remember eating that!" Fredrick exclaims.

"Oh, come on, Fred." Tucson said.

"That's the fifth time!" Mercury yelled out.

"Who brought this guy anyway?" Grant asks the director.

"Sorry about that, everyone. I had a burrito from launch. I'm all right now." Fredrick explains as Jack caught a wif of the smell, causing him to groan as he swats his hands in the sir to get the smell away.

#12

"So what are we doing again?" Nate asks the director with his team surrounding them.

"You and your team will be seating over there while playing the game called Cy-risk. And you just got a very powerful card and used it on Francis." The director explains.

"Why do I always get beating up?" Francis asks.

"If it makes you feel any better, you do have a small battle where you won against the Man." The director said.

"Fine, where is the Gameboard?" Francis asks as he and his team look for the game.

"It's over by the desk. Just yell out no and make RWBY come over." The director said as everyone gets into the proper positions.

"Acton!" The director announced.

"NOOOO!" Francis yelled in a modified tone that sounded like Darth Vader.

"Cut!" The director screams. "Alright, who gave Francis a voice moderator to make him sound like Darth Vader?" He asks.

"I had it for a while now." Francis said as he held the moderator up for everyone to see. Causing a few people to laugh.

(An: and that's it for bloopers of the Remnant past. If you want me to make more of these, feel free to comment down below. Till next time!)