All Aboard the Bang Bus! (Crossover)

Shego Fucks up the Bang Bus!

While Kim was walking off in the sunset with the WOOHP girls for more fun times to come, Shego wasn't in such a good mood. The Drakken Kraken and his master AI network of Seaweb was officially out of commision, and yet another one of her master's brilliant plans had gone to hell. She warned him about the dangers of bringing his control network out in the open, but he insisted on going about it anyway. That led to not only their failure even with liquid robots called exterminators but her losing another fight with Kim Possible.

This time it was even more humiliating. Not only Kim rescue those troublesome WOOHP girls, but she had a curious new appendage standing up on end out of her pants which was both well endowed and a weak point for anyone. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. If her boss wasn't so afraid when his nemesis was standing right before him, one good kick was all it would take to have Kim down for the count. Yet fate had other plans.

As she was moving through the streets of Beverly Hills looking for a place to lay low, she found a white van driving along. Perfectly inconspicuous. They were slowing down as she approached them too. The window rolled down.

"Well hello beautiful!" said the driver from inside. "How about you and me get comfortable, huh?" She heard another guy laughing from inside. She figured he was laughing at her, as if she was being taken for a joke, but really he was laughing at the driver trying to save face after missing out on scoring with two hot chicks at the same time.

She knew exactly what he was getting at. She got a good look at him too. Bald and a bit older, if she didn't work with Dr. Drakken on the regular, he might look like kind of a tough guy, someone who would steal your girlfriend on spring break and there was nothing you could do about it. But given her profession as well as his cheesy pickup lines, she knew real strength when she saw it and this guy wasn't it.

Men are so predictable, she mused silently to herself. "Why that suits me fine," she said, smiling as sweetly as she could like she was his childhood girl next door. Despite that, her eyes still radiated with a sinister gleam and he even felt a bit scared at the way she was grinning at him. But he didn't care. He wanted some action and as far as he was concerned, she was up for it.

"Well hop on in," he said, reaching behind and opening the back door. Her smile turned a little more sly and coupled with the malice shining from her eyes, he had no doubt she was going to be trouble. But they had a mutual interest. He wanted to get laid and she needed a place to stay undercover. She got in and shut the door behind her.

There was already a man in the back seat with her. Buff and tatted, he looked like a tough guy alright, exactly the opposite of Dr. Drakken, probably what her boss wished he looked like and compensated for it by trying to take over the world all the time. He also looked a little winded, like he just did something crazy. If she knew he not only played a role in harboring her nemesis but also fooling around with her and that WOOHP girl, she would have demanded info on the spot, and he would have been powerless to resist both her beauty and her brute strength. She even had a feeling both these guys might have been involved somehow even though she had no real reason to believe that. That was how good her sixth sense was.

Still, she was in something of a mood to make herself feel better. Two against one weren't nearly as imposing odds. She also had a feeling that these two weren't nearly as competent as the two girls she just sparred with. If things didn't go the way she wanted to either, she also knew of a certain weak spot she'd make sure to capitalize on this time.

The driver up front turned his head looked back at her. "So, how about you earn your fare, huh? We both want the same thing."

"Earn my fare?"

"Yeah, you know. Give me some nookie."

Shego got a better look at him. A skinny sorta lanky guy wearing nothing but a tiny little tank top and tight little short shorts that left nothing to the imagination, they were definitely clothes too small for him. If anyone would be going for the himbo aesthetic, it would be the beefcake guy right next to her. More than that, even an evil sidekick like her recognized the brand of those shorts too, they were definitely girls' clothes. She couldn't have begun to imagine what he was into. Or that until very recently, Kim Possible had been wearing them.