The Ineffable Friendship

Chapter One: A Chance Meeting

You're stranded on the side of the road and you see a black Bentley pull up beside you. You leap into the bushes out of fear and see a Goth looking man step out of the driver's side. "Come on out, dearie. We know you're out here." A well educated man stepped out of the passenger side and said, "Crowley, you're scaring them!" The man known as Crowley said, "Well, excuse me, Angel, but I clearly saw them dive into the bushes." The man who was called Angel shook his head and sighed. Then you smell vanilla extract, and follow the smell and walk right into the strange duo. "Sorry for the rough start, darling. I am Aziraphale and my colleague here is known as Crowley. We saw you were in distress, so we would love to be at your assistance. Now what is your name?" You tell them your name. "Well, that's a lovely name. Now that we aren't strangers anymore, would you like a lift?" you nod and enter the car. Then the two enter the car as well and Aziraphale asks, "Where do you live?" You tell them that you're homeless because your parents kicked you out of the house. "Why would they do such a thing?" Aziraphale asks you. You start crying and tell them that you're queer. "And your parents kicked you out for that?" You sniffle and nod. Aziraphale hands you a tissue that came out of nowhere. "There, there. You're with us now." You ask if this lovely couple will be your new parents. Aziraphale laughs. "Oh, no, dear! We're not a couple! You really thought..." Then he looks back at you and your suitcase and says, "I'm terribly sorry, but we're just friends." You hear a sigh from Crowley. "What's wrong?" you ask. "Nothing. Just trying to figure out what to do with you and your suitcase. Would you like to stay with one of us?" you nod and say, "Yes, please." Crowley sighs again. "Who would you like to stay with?" "Aziraphale." you say. "No offense, Mr Crowley but I think it's better to stay with him." "That's fine, I understand, it's fine, really." said Crowley. "I have some delicious wontons in the fridge that I can heat up in the microwave." Aziraphale said. Suddenly, as if on cue, your stomach grumbles like a thunderstorm. You look at Crowley and he has a look on his face that says, "I want wontons." "In fact, let's all have wontons!" you say. They nod and then you arrive at the library. You enter the library with Aziraphale and see the biggest library you've ever seen. Crowley follows you and goes to the fridge and pulls out the wontons. He puts them in the microwave and hits the one button and it starts heating up for a minute. He looks at you and asks, "So, how many wontons do you want?" "Um, how many are there?" you ask. "About 9, so there's enough to give us each 3." Crowley says. "That sounds fair!" You say.
The wontons get done cooking and you all sit down and eat them together.