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(ᴀ sᴛʀɪɴɢ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ ᴘᴏsᴛs ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ sᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴɪsʜ ᴍʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇs. ᴀʟsᴏ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍs ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɢᴏ ᴏɴ ᴀ sᴍᴀʟʟ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ sᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴇʟᴇᴀsɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴍᴀss ᴛʜᴏ; ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ)

Error: I'M GOING TO KILL THE NEXT PERSON I SEE I SWEAR TO GOD-

Ink: Hello, hi, I'm so happy to see you!

*Dust and Horror wheezing in the background*

Error: Hey-, oh my god, oh my god; what's going on?

Ink: Wow, I'm so happy to seeyou; abwbabababa..!

Error: *Dies inside*

Ink: *Completely unaware*

*Dust bends forwards in laughter*




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Dream: Okay-, look; no one in this room is that down bad.

Swap: *looks at Ink and Error* Dream are yo-

Dream: Quite in fact I am Blueberry!

Swap: *Looks away and mumbles* Only Error and Dust can call me Blueberry..

Dream: Now. Ink may be pretty stupid, but he isn't 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 stupid.

Error: *Glares at Dream is whispers angrily* You did not just insult my bitch.

Dream: *Continues to insult everyone besides himself* We all know MTT can't function without my calamari of a brother.

Killer: I get more dick than you get bitches.

Dust: Dream you're a fucking bitch ya'know..

*Horror whines and hugged Dust's arm*

Dust: There, there. Dream is just a hoe, you don't need to worry about hookers; unless it's Lust.

*Horror smiled*

Dream: And also Error is just a crybaby in general. I mean like he technically is 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 crying.

Ink: COME HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU CANNOT INSULT MY MAN LIKE THAT!
*Gets into a cat fight with Dream*

Killer: DOG PILE!





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Cross: Dreaaam. What do you say.

Dream: Sorry I insulted your 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲.

Error: Get your 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗦𝗦 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗬 𝗚𝗢𝗗𝗗𝗔𝗠𝗡 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘!

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