Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen
Liv: "....And that's how zombies and ghouls are the same thing!"
Carlisle: "*Writes furiously in a notebook* Fascinating....tell me more"
Liv: "*Looks at him weirdly* Is that your death note?"
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Elizabeth Reeser as Esme CullenEsme: "Would you like something to eat dear?"
Liv: "I don't really eat normal food...."
Esme: "*Smiles kindly* That's alright dear, neither do we"
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Nikki Reed as Rosalie HaleRose: "So what do you do for fun?"
Liv: "Murder and cannibalize the scum of the earth"
Rose: "I think we'll get along just fine then"
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Kellan Lutz as Emmett CullenEmmett: "It's kinda ironic"
Liv: "What is?"
Emmett: "Your name is Liv, but you're technically dead"
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Ashley Greene as Alice CullenLiv: "Alice....why do you have a crotch harness and multiple types of dildos out?"
Alice: "*Proceeds to put said items on* Don't worry about it"
Liv: "*Stands in the corner holding a cross* Ahhh!"
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Jackson Rathbone as Jasper HaleLiv: "Jasper are you okay? What's wrong?"
Jasper: "*Thinking about Maria with a sad face*"
Liv: "I want names, now"
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Robert Pattinson as Edward CullenEdward: "Because Bella is my mate-!"
Liv: "She's not your fucking mate dumbass! She's your bloodsinger! For the 80th thousand time! And if you don't shut up about it I'm gonna stick dynamite up your ass and light it!"
Edward: "...."
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The zombie niece
FanfictionOlivia Angelica Swan-Moore went through a traumatic experience that transformed her into a ghoul. She moves in with her uncle Charlie around the same time as Bella and the two of them are thrust into the supernatural.