Introducing the Cullens!

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Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen

Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen

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Liv: "....And that's how zombies and ghouls are the same thing!"

Carlisle: "*Writes furiously in a notebook* Fascinating....tell me more"

Liv: "*Looks at him weirdly* Is that your death note?"
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Elizabeth Reeser as Esme Cullen

Liv: "*Looks at him weirdly* Is that your death note?"__________________________________Elizabeth Reeser as Esme Cullen

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Esme: "Would you like something to eat dear?"

Liv: "I don't really eat normal food...."

Esme: "*Smiles kindly* That's alright dear, neither do we"
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Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale

Esme: "*Smiles kindly* That's alright dear, neither do we"__________________________________Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale

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Rose: "So what do you do for fun?"

Liv: "Murder and cannibalize the scum of the earth"

Rose: "I think we'll get along just fine then"
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Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen

Rose: "I think we'll get along just fine then"__________________________________Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen

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Emmett: "It's kinda ironic"

Liv: "What is?"

Emmett: "Your name is Liv, but you're technically dead"
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Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen

Emmett: "Your name is Liv, but you're technically dead"__________________________________Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen

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Liv: "Alice....why do you have a crotch harness and multiple types of dildos out?"

Alice: "*Proceeds to put said items on* Don't worry about it"

Liv: "*Stands in the corner holding a cross* Ahhh!"
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Jackson Rathbone as Jasper Hale

Liv: "*Stands in the corner holding a cross* Ahhh!" __________________________________Jackson Rathbone as Jasper Hale

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Liv: "Jasper are you okay? What's wrong?"

Jasper: "*Thinking about Maria with a sad face*"

Liv: "I want names, now"
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Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen

Liv: "I want names, now"__________________________________Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen

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Edward: "Because Bella is my mate-!"

Liv: "She's not your fucking mate dumbass! She's your bloodsinger! For the 80th thousand time! And if you don't shut up about it I'm gonna stick dynamite up your ass and light it!"

Edward: "...."

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