Olivia Angelica Swan-Moore went through a traumatic experience that transformed her into a ghoul.
She moves in with her uncle Charlie around the same time as Bella and the two of them are thrust into the supernatural.
Liv's POV Once again I was singing NSFW songs at work;
"Hop on top, I want a ride. I do a kegel while it's inside. Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes: This pussy is wet, come take a dive. Tie me up like I'm surprised. Let's role-play, I wear a disguise. I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage!"
Robbie was jamming with me and out of the corner of our eyes we saw Melinda and Dr. Cheney enter. We exchanged looks and shared a smirk before I dropped into a squatting position and started twerking while Robbie busted out his wallet and started raining cash on me as we sang in unison;
"Make it cream, make me scream! Out in public, make a scene! I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)! Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)! Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah) I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be, I run down on him 'fore I have a bitch running me!"
"Talk yo' shit, bite your lip, ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)! You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing, he already made his mind up 'fore he came!"
"Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy! He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy! Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy! Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy!"
We watched as Melinda facepalmed while Dr. Cheney froze with a mixed look of horror and amusement.
"Can you please behave for one day? Is that too much to ask?" Melinda asked exasperated making Robbie and I exchange looks before looking at her and bluntly saying "Yes" Melinda threw her hands up before walking into her office, presumably to drink something in her hidden drawer that she set up when Robbie and I were hired.
Dr. Cheney shook his head and said "Uhh, uhm, The police think that strange animal is heading up here and Dr. Cullen wants to be in charge of any bodies suspected of being mauled by this thing" Robbie and I exchanged looks before Robbie asked "Why would a surgeon want to be involved in mortician matters that don't concern his patients?"
I snapped my head to him because while it was a valid question..... Carlisle fucking Cullen was involved.
"You're kidding, right? Dr. Freaking Cullen is coming down here! Who cares why he's involved?! It's free eye candy!" I exclaimed making Robbie shrug and say "True, but he's married" "So?! Male, female, I'm an opportunistic whore! I don't care! I could have a threesome with the hottest MILF and DILF in Forks!" I exclaimed.
Dr. Cheney slowly backed out as Robbie and I continued to bicker over Dr. Cullen.
~~~timeskip~~~ After work I headed to the diner, where I met up with Charlie and Bella "Hey! Sorry I'm late!" I said as I pecked his cheek before sitting down beside him.
Bella was smirking at me evilly as she said "Oh, Olivia, I noticed that you weren't in school today? Where were you?" I gave her a deadpan look before saying in the most condescending tone "Oh, that's probably because I go to online college at Seattle State University and work at the morgue during the day" Bella's face turned red and she shouted "How did you get to college before me?!"
Charlie and I gave her confused looks and Charlie said "Bella, Liv is 19, she's two years older than you" and I added "And I have an IQ of 158 whereas you have an IQ of 52, so you couldn't get into college early" Bella's face was beat red by this point and she went mute.
Charlie and I started chatting until my vegan chili and his steak and potatoes arrived with Bella's lightly salted grilled chicken and stripped salad.
Bella spoke up then and asked "Do you know anything about the Cullens'?" Charlie and I looked at her and I bluntly said "Only that I want Dr. Cullen and his wife to be the Christian Grays to my Anastasia Steel" Bella gave me a disgusted look and Charlie lowly asked "Are people talking about them again?" "Uh, yeah?" Bella said in an annoyed tone.
Charlie started grumbling about Fork's gossipers and I explained to Bella "The Cullens keep away from people because of every busybody gossiping about them because they have no life and feel the need to judge people for finding happiness unlike themselves, they're just a bunch of jealous ass bitches" before turning to soothe Charlie, unaware of the gears turning in Bella's head.
~~~timeskip~~~
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After getting ready for bed I decided to do some schoolwork on my laptop, while snacking on Mrs. Dolores's liver, only to be interrupted by a phone call from an unknown number.
Now any normal person would ignore it, but I'm anything but normal so I answer it....in my best accent I say "Busting asian beauties hotline, how may we pleasure you today?"
"Uhhh did I dial the wrong number...?" Said a familiar male voice making my brows furrow and I drop the accent as I ask "Who is this exactly?" "Dr. Carlisle Cullen? I'm looking for Olivia Moore" the male, or rather Dr. Cullen, said "Oh! Yeah, you got the right number. Call me Liv" "But why did you answer...." He started to ask only for me to say "Cause I'm bored and I thought that I could mess with some rando calling me."
"Oh....well, I was wondering if you could bring me the copies of the autopsy papers from the Mason county office tomorrow morning at 7:30?" Dr. Cullen said as he brushed off my weirdness "Why me- ohh" I said as I remembered that Melinda was taking Robbie to examine bodies on the hiker trail tomorrow which left me alone in the morgue "Yeah, okay, I can do that" "Thank you, Liv, sleep well" "Thanks Doc, you too" I said before hanging up.
I laid there staring at the ceiling before squealing like a schoolgirl, and shooting a text to Robbie;
Liv * I get to talk to Dr. Cullen tomorrow 😜*
Robbie *Wait, what?!* Robbie *Why? When?? Take me with you! 😭
Like the awesome friend I am I left his ass on read and went to sleep. School can wait until tomorrow. Not like I had anything better to do at the morgue....except eating.
