Faith: Hi everyone, as you can see, we'll be interviewing Mary Sue, our main protagonist of a book trilogy called 'Follow Your Heart'.
Sue: Hi gals!
Faith: *cringes* Ok, anyway. Let's not dwell on this any longer. Let's continue the interview.
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Faith: *ahem* Question 1. How did you "get the guy"? You know what I mean? How did you of all people manage to get the dude?
Sue: Oh, it's nothing really!!! *bats eyelashes* I'm pretty ugly, but Axel has such a kind heart!!! He's so cute! *dreamily smiles and tosses back her beautiful blonde hair*
Faith: Jesus Christ.
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Faith: Question 2. What is your opinion on the guy who first fell in love with you, Goodwill? He literally saved you from getting run over by a car.
Sue: Oh, sure, he's NIIIIICCCEEE, but he's NOT my type *tosses back her hair again*. I'm pretty ugly, and he likes me, but he's not good enough.
Faith: And Axel is good enough? He literally called you a (censored) in chapter 1.
Sue: He's a cute and sweet person on the inside. And I don't deserve him! I'm so ugly! *cries diamond-like tears, literally looks like Aphrodite*
Faith: ... You know what, let's move on.
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Faith: Question 3. Why do you think of yourself as "ugly"? I mean, you're *grits teeth* beautiful.
Sue: Oh, I just am!!! I'm the worst! I'm a horrible person! But Axel still loves me!! He's so sweet and handsome!!! I luuurrvvvee him!!!! *bats eyelashes and smiles: Literally looks like the sun itself*
Faith: You're insane.
Sue: No I'm not! I'm following my heart!
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Faith: Question 4. What is your opinion on all your other lovers?
Sue: Oh gosh, I don't deserve them! They're all very handsome and cute despite stalking me for weeks!!! How sweet of them, they're just too shy to express their feelings! They deserve a hug... not from me because I'm too ugly!!! *sheds many tears*
Faith: Wait, did you say "stalk"? How could you let them do that??!?!!
Sue: As I said, they are super sweet, and their parents are mean to them!!! They deserve support!!!
Faith: What about the "mean girls"?
Sue: Ugh, those girls are SOOOO mean to me!!! How could they! They tried to steal my man!!! I just know they tried despite me only knowing them for a few minutes and them simply waving/chatting to my boyfriend!!! BUT STILL!!!! THEY'RE THE MEANEST! THEY MADE FUN OF ME SO MUCCHH!!!
Faith: I'm pretty sure saying hello is not outrageous.
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Faith: Question 5. Have your parents gone to buy milk or...?
Sue: Oh, THEY'VE gone on a forever trip to Middle Earth and are never coming back. *sIgHs dRamAtiCalLy* Everyone hates me!!!
Faith: Ugh.
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Faith: Whatever. Anyway, I've kicked Sue out of my liar, and I decided to observe a wild Mary Sue MC's actions. Let's see how it goes. Note these events are happening after the events of "Follow Your Heart" series.
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Mary James Nancy Maleficentsgrandchild Sue POV (Oh and not to mention this is a sneak peak of another stereotype coming up soon)
Oh gosh!!! It's getting so dark outside!!! It's so scary and mom isn't coming to pick me up!!! I'm so sad!!! I began to cry and cry and cry.
An old dude was holding a walking stick. HE WAS UGLIER THAN ME!!!! He gave me a glance, then he walked away. I cringed in horror. OH GODDD!!! He's SUCH A CREEP!!!!!!!
My bestest boyfriend Axel will never do this to me!!! All he did was follow me around and collect my hair and nail clippings, nothing creepy about that!! I loves to smell them, he's sooooo sweet!!! I sashayed down the sidewalk, swinging my golden hair around. My elegant eyes glowed in the dark. I looked hideous! I'm glad it's dark; the darkness conceals my ugly appearance! I grabbed my iPhone 15 and put on my AirPods.
I turned on the Shrek x Trump soundtrack and then began to listen to the music.
Suddenly, there was a man with glowing red eyes!!! A vampire! I screamed. He looks handsome tho! I would've swooned if he wasn't being scary.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!" I yelled. I began to run the other direction.
Being the dumbo I am, I get caught!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Faith: Well, that was unfortunate. Anyone wanna help her?
The Audience: ...
Faith: No? Well then. Bye my lovely readers. Faith out.
