WooSan oneshots (English)

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"EXAMS ARE DONE BITCHES!" Wooyoung yelled at the top of his voice as they stepped out of the exam hall. "SUMMER IS HERE!"

"Shut it Woo!" Mingi groaned, "My head is pounding."

"NOPE. EXAMS ARE OVER AND LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN!" Wooyoung grinned at Mingi mischievously as the older male rubbed his eyes.

Yunho came and put his arm around Mingi, "Woo. Chill. Here Mingi. Take some water alright." Mingi smiled gratefully at Yunho and gave him a gentle kiss before taking the water. It was Wooyoung's turn to groan. "Can you guys go be lovebirds somewhere else so I can gag in peace?"

Yunho rolled his eyes. "You're just bitter cos you want this." He stuck his tongue out at Wooyoung.

"I could get it if I want." Wooyoung glared. "I just...don't...umm...want one."

"Bullshit my friend. Forget it though. We know where this convo always leads. Anyway, we're going out tonight."

Mingi and Wooyoung whined together. Yunho was a party addict whist they both were the complete opposite. "Nooooo babe pleaseeee," Mingi begged, "Let's just stay in and watch a movie with takeaway or something pleaseeee."

"Yeah for once I agree with Mingi." Wooyoung said. Mingi glared at him out the side of his eye.

"Whatever guys." Yunho brushed their complaints off. "We're going out. End of conversation."

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"He's the one who says we should go out and yet he's the one who takes hours to get ready." Wooyoung groaned as he lent against the wall. "Fucking unfair I can't lie."

"Give my baby a break Woo." Mingi said, though he looked put out just as much.

"Shush Gi. Go get your boyfriend already."

"I'm here, I'm here!" Yunho called, running down the stairs.

"Finally." Wooyoung muttered under his breath and Yunho cuffed him on they back of his head. "Ow Yun! Fuck you!"

"Only Mingi can do that I'm afraid." Yunho smirked and grabbed Mingi's arm and dragged him to the car. Wooyoung sighed and followed them. The drive was only 10 minutes but sitting in the back having to listed to Mingi and Yunho talk, Wooyoung felt like it took years.

Pulling up at the club, it was already dark and Mingi jumped at the car, nearly before it had even stopped. "Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Move people! Emergency!"

Yunho and Wooyoung laughed as they looked at Mingi shoving past everyone in a beeline for the toilets. "I swear he has the bladder of a two year old." Wooyoung said - which earned him another hit from Yunho. "You gonna be alright on your own in there Woo?" Yunho asked on a serious note.

Wooyoung turned to him shocked. "What? You guys are there. Why would I be on my own?"

"Well...we may have some other...stuff we want to do." Yunho grinned.

"Urgh Yun. Gross. If you guys were gonna fuck why didn't you just stay home? You guys are honestly so weird."

"Why you think I brought us to a strip club that literally has private rooms?"

"Gross, you're sick dude." Wooyoung grimaced.

Yunho laughed sarcastically. "Yeah! I'm so sickly in love with my boyfriend Mingi who I'm going to fuck slowly and-"

"Nope. Not doing this." Wooyoung turned and sprinted away from Yunho into the club. Yunho ran after him but lost him in the crowd.

"Where's Woo gone?" A voice asked. Yunho spun round to see Mingi. He grinned. "Somewhere. Who cares? Come with me babe." And Yunho once again took Mingi's arm and led him to one of the rooms.