Freddy: *waves* aye guys welcome to the biggest waste of time you will ever have. That's how u know its fun.
Me: I told u no breaking the fourth wall
Freddy: *grabs sledgehammer* why... I wanna talk to the readers.
Me: *grumbles* just put it away *walks off*
Freddy: anyway... Tony over there will RARELY be getting involved because he says he doesn't want to. Idk why anyone wouldn't WANT to chill with us but eh I'll let him do his own thing. Also if u haven't read humor yet the first 3 parts are in there so if ya wanna read those first do it to get caught up :P we won't be waiting for u so sorry. A-
Bonnie: *taps Freddy's shoulder*
Freddy: yes purple bunny
Bonnie: um can u come help me with foxy. He's still pissed about... You know what.
Freddy: oh yeaaaah pissing his pants.
Bonnie: yeah... That -_-
Freddy: *sigh* I guess it's time for me to go apologize to him anyway. *begins towards Pirates cove*
springtrap: *throws t bonnie off of stage* FLYING BUNNY
Freddy: *dodges it and continues*
T bonnie: I'm OK
T chica: *forcing mangle to get a pedicure*
Mangle: NONONONONO OH GOD THE HORROR AHHHHHHHHHHH
T chica: *continues to put purple nail polish on mangles nails* oh stop ur complaining your gonna look fabtabulous right boys
Fanboys: uh huh *starring at her hips and drooling*
Freddy: (knowing how mangle is) uh mangle can you come help me with something
T chica: FREDDY SHES BUSY WITH SOMETHING THATS IMPORTA-
mangle: YES *jumps to ceiling and crawls to Freddy and bonnie*
T chica: *puts hands on hips* well then
Fanboy: *faints*
Mangle: so what are we doing
Freddy: imma go talk to foxy... It's about time someone did apologize and we put it all behind us.
Mangle:...... You have better chances of making Goldy helping with something besides business *motions her head at him and t Freddy*
T Freddy: what does this chart have anything to do with my... Issue
Goldy: absolutely nothing but I got work to do so go away
T Freddy: -.-
*continue walking till they reach hall*
Chica: *walking down hall with gaurd over shoulder* HEY GUYS LEMME JUST FINISH STUFFING
night gaurd: HELP
Freddy: this is a bit urgent chica. We gonna go talk to foxy.
Chica: oooooh I WANNA HELP *drops night gaurd and he runs back to office where puppet is waiting for him*
Puppet: *waves*
Night gaurd: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Freddy: anyway *walks into pirate cove* f-f-foxy?
Foxy: *turns around* GO AWAY IM BUSY
bonnie: uh... Foxy
Mangle: that's a wall
Foxy: WELL ITS MORE INTERESTING THEN TALKING TO U
Freddy: *sigh* foxy look how many times do I have to say I'm sorry for beating u in the last unrealistic kombat.
Foxy: IT SHOULDVE BEEN U THAT WET URSELF FROM MYY AWESOMENESS
Freddy: foxy... Look... I wanna put all of that behind us. Let's go back to a time when we all scared the hell out of PPL and nobody picked favorites.
Foxy: so before the game came out!
Freddy: *think music* yeah pretty much
Bonnie: I WAS THE FIRST :D
everyone else: -_-
Bonnie: *pales* well I was :(
Freddy: bonnie... Step out please
Bonnie: yes sir *steps out and the others hear him scream*
*everyone runs out and sees bonnie getting devoured*
Freddy: oh. meh. gawd
Chica: THEY KILLED BONNIE
mangle: you bastards
Foxy: STOP WITH THE STUPID SAYING
the others: *look at him* no
Puppet: *flys overhead* RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
zombie: *tries to bite mangle*
Foxy: *stabs its head*
Zombie 2: *tries to bite Freddy*
Freddy: not today >:) *falcone punch. Zombie head squashed*
Foxy: should of let it eat you
Grammar nazi: should've
Foxy: *pushes grammar nazi into window and a zombie breaks in and bites him.*
Mangle: NAZI ZOMBIE
grammar nazi: *moans*grammar, nazi zombie
*more zombies break in*
Chica: AHHHHHHHH
toy chica: HELP
*group looks to see zombie fanboys covering her*
T chica: THERE TOUCHING MY ASS
mangle: 0_0
T bonnie: *zombie dies from cuteness*
T Freddy: EVERYONE TO THE STORAGE
springtrap: BUT THIS IS FUN AS FUCK *beats a zombie head in*
Goldy: SAVE THE MONEY
Puppet: *opens door and everyone gets in*
T bonnie: where's bonnie toy chica and springtr-
Springtrap: YEEEEEHAWWWWWW *chopping away at zombies*
Freddy: he will be out there awhile and STOP TOUCHING MY ASS
T Freddy: ._. Sorry...
Goldy: *crying*
Freddy: it will be alright. We're safe
Goldy: this is gonna look so bad for our reviews DX
Freddy: -_-
Chica: NOW WHAT DO WE-
mangle: *covers her mouth*
Freddy: :( Idk
Rick Grimes: *comes out of suit* we survive
........
How was chapter 1 :D I will be updating every Saturday for now on
YOU ARE READING
fnaf book of randomness
HumorSilly little scripts. Was gonna have a goofy plot but now I don't know
