the zombie apocalypse pt1

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Freddy: *waves* aye guys welcome to the biggest waste of time you will ever have. That's how u know its fun.

Me: I told u no breaking the fourth wall

Freddy: *grabs sledgehammer* why... I wanna talk to the readers.

Me: *grumbles* just put it away *walks off*

Freddy: anyway... Tony over there will RARELY be getting involved because he says he doesn't want to. Idk why anyone wouldn't WANT to chill with us but eh I'll let him do his own thing. Also if u haven't read humor yet the first 3 parts are in there so if ya wanna read those first do it to get caught up :P we won't be waiting for u so sorry. A-

Bonnie: *taps Freddy's shoulder*

Freddy: yes purple bunny

Bonnie: um can u come help me with foxy. He's still pissed about... You know what.

Freddy: oh yeaaaah pissing his pants.

Bonnie: yeah... That -_-

Freddy: *sigh* I guess it's time for me to go apologize to him anyway. *begins towards Pirates cove*

springtrap: *throws t bonnie off of stage* FLYING BUNNY

Freddy: *dodges it and continues*

T bonnie: I'm OK

T chica: *forcing mangle to get a pedicure*

Mangle: NONONONONO OH GOD THE HORROR AHHHHHHHHHHH

T chica: *continues to put purple nail polish on mangles nails* oh stop ur complaining your gonna look fabtabulous right boys

Fanboys: uh huh *starring at her hips and drooling*

Freddy: (knowing how mangle is) uh mangle can you come help me with something

T chica: FREDDY SHES BUSY WITH SOMETHING THATS IMPORTA-

mangle: YES *jumps to ceiling and crawls to Freddy and bonnie*

T chica: *puts hands on hips* well then

Fanboy: *faints*

Mangle: so what are we doing

Freddy: imma go talk to foxy... It's about time someone did apologize and we put it all behind us.

Mangle:...... You have better chances of making Goldy helping with something besides business *motions her head at him and t Freddy*

T Freddy: what does this chart have anything to do with my... Issue

Goldy: absolutely nothing but I got work to do so go away

T Freddy: -.-

*continue walking till they reach hall*

Chica: *walking down hall with gaurd over shoulder* HEY GUYS LEMME JUST FINISH STUFFING

night gaurd: HELP

Freddy: this is a bit urgent chica. We gonna go talk to foxy.

Chica: oooooh I WANNA HELP *drops night gaurd and he runs back to office where puppet is waiting for him*

Puppet: *waves*

Night gaurd: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Freddy: anyway *walks into pirate cove* f-f-foxy?

Foxy: *turns around* GO AWAY IM BUSY

bonnie: uh... Foxy

Mangle: that's a wall

Foxy: WELL ITS MORE INTERESTING THEN TALKING TO U

Freddy: *sigh* foxy look how many times do I have to say I'm sorry for beating u in the last unrealistic kombat.

Foxy: IT SHOULDVE BEEN U THAT WET URSELF FROM MYY AWESOMENESS

Freddy: foxy... Look... I wanna put all of that behind us. Let's go back to a time when we all scared the hell out of PPL and nobody picked favorites.

Foxy: so before the game came out!

Freddy: *think music* yeah pretty much

Bonnie: I WAS THE FIRST :D

everyone else: -_-

Bonnie: *pales* well I was :(

Freddy: bonnie... Step out please

Bonnie: yes sir *steps out and the others hear him scream*

*everyone runs out and sees bonnie getting devoured*

Freddy: oh. meh. gawd

Chica: THEY KILLED BONNIE

mangle: you bastards

Foxy: STOP WITH THE STUPID SAYING

the others: *look at him* no

Puppet: *flys overhead* RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

zombie: *tries to bite mangle*

Foxy: *stabs its head*

Zombie 2: *tries to bite Freddy*

Freddy: not today >:) *falcone punch. Zombie head squashed*

Foxy: should of let it eat you

Grammar nazi: should've

Foxy: *pushes grammar nazi into window and a zombie breaks in and bites him.*

Mangle: NAZI ZOMBIE

grammar nazi: *moans*grammar, nazi zombie

*more zombies break in*

Chica: AHHHHHHHH

toy chica: HELP

*group looks to see zombie fanboys covering her*

T chica: THERE TOUCHING MY ASS

mangle: 0_0

T bonnie: *zombie dies from cuteness*

T Freddy: EVERYONE TO THE STORAGE

springtrap: BUT THIS IS FUN AS FUCK *beats a zombie head in*

Goldy: SAVE THE MONEY

Puppet: *opens door and everyone gets in*

T bonnie: where's bonnie toy chica and springtr-

Springtrap: YEEEEEHAWWWWWW *chopping away at zombies*

Freddy: he will be out there awhile and STOP TOUCHING MY ASS

T Freddy: ._. Sorry...

Goldy: *crying*

Freddy: it will be alright. We're safe

Goldy: this is gonna look so bad for our reviews DX

Freddy: -_-

Chica: NOW WHAT DO WE-

mangle: *covers her mouth*

Freddy: :( Idk

Rick Grimes: *comes out of suit* we survive
........

How was chapter 1 :D I will be updating every Saturday for now on

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