Me: hey guys... Sense the gang is trapped by zombies, I might as well be fucked up and make you wait another chapter :3 *troll face* anyway I might as well discuss the issue of the nightmare animatronics and how they will be involved, now that they... Exist.
Nightmare: and what are we
Me: awesome -_-
Nightmare: you're goddamn right.
Me: *rolls eyes* anyway. They won't be main cast this 'season' but I might involve them in the future. Maybe near the end.
Nightmare Freddy: why dafuq are we not involved
Me: cuz you came out after season 1 main cast was planned out
Nightmare chica: BUT WE WANNA BE INVOLVED
Me: *covers ears* ah... Just like your sis >:(
Plushtrap: can we be bad guys :3
Bonnie: hey guys I'm alr- *nightmare bonnie pushes him into a group of Zombies* AHHHH *zombies eat him*
Me: does that answer your question
Fan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BONNIE!
nightmare bonnie: I'm a bastard >:3
Plushtrap: sweeeeeeeet :)
Nightmare foxy: *drinking rum* that be the good stuff
Me:we know nightmare foxy
N foxy: why does it gotta be gone D:
Me: cuz I love referencing pirates of the caribbean ;)
N foxy: screw u X)
Me:haha. And how u doin Fredbear
Fredbear: *evilly steps out of the shadows looking awesome, then his stomach burps* 0_0
Me: what's the point in a mouth on your belly btw XD
Fredbear: cuz food is just that good
Me: haha anyway I- *springtrap swings across on the chandelier with a chainsaw and Zombies dangling from his feet* 0_0 um... Yeah... I'll get back to writing this I promise :)
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fnaf book of randomness
HumorSilly little scripts. Was gonna have a goofy plot but now I don't know