using you | PJM

i.

"RISE AND SHINE YOU FUCKING CUNT" 

"Damn Jimin what the- THERE'S STILL 01 MORE HOUR TO GO BEFORE 7 SO FUCK YOU"

I let out a cheesy smile upon hearing that "Well it's only 6:00 a.m., alright? It wouldn't hurt to wake up a lil early, brat." 

The brown-orbed youngster who could barely flutter his eyelids open, replies in his usual morning-fueled-hoarse voice, "It does matter to me you know? Sixty minutes of more sleep-time matters a BIG deal to me." 

"Oops, my bad. I'll make sure to scream religious things into your ears even earlier tomorrow."

 The smile on my face grows even wider at the next thing he says, or rather, subconsciously does. 

"Oh, so do you have a death wish by any chance?" the young man who had been almost deafened by Jimin mutters under his breath; drooling all over his pillow sheet as if there's no tomorrow.

"Go clean yourself up. You're drooling worse than our neighbor's dog."

"Jimin, give me a break already." the muscled sleeping beauty fake sighs, slowly and finally finding the energy within him to push his body upright on the bed.

He steadily wipes his drool on the hem of his oversized white T-shirt, as his then shut eyes now struggle to fully open. The sleepy breeze blowing outside ruffles his hair in a lazy manner, making him look more of a clown than he already did. 

On the sight of his this new "hairstyle" I let out an inaudible chuckle, "You totally look like a mess right now. PLEASE go clean yourself up for god's sake. I'll be in the kitchen preparing breakfast for the both of us."

The bunny-smiled lad nods half-heartedly, leisurely allowing the breeze outside to cradle himself to sleep again. 

"JEON JUNGKOOOOOK, DON'T YOU DARE DRIFT BACK TO SLEEP AGAIN" 

I lean closer to roughly grab his messy hair and toss his head around as the final jolt for him to get back from his snorlax state. 

I agree, it was mean of me to do so. But oh boy, it worked like magic! His drooping eyelids did shoot wide-open. 

"And this is how you get a drooling jungkook to come back to his senses baby!" I winked and exclaimed to my imaginary audience. 

"Go take a shower, you smell." the banana-milk head snapped back in an irritated tone which causes me to subconsciously take a small step back.   

D-do I actually smell? Should I go take a sho- Wait. WHAT? 

"Do you need a hearing aid? I said I'll be in the KITCHEN MAKI-" 

"MAKING BREAKFAST GOT IT GOT IT. DON'T MURDER MY COCHLEA LIKE THIS ON A FINE MONDAY MORNING. I BEG YOU."

I let his distorted locks of hair finally slip through my fingers and chuckle. I had been yelling at him since the start of today, I'll give him that. 

"Jimin, you're a real pain in the ass. I asked you to wake me only IF I miss my alarm. NOT 01 HOUR BEFORE THE ALARM EVEN RINGS DAMMIT. Anyways, I shouldn't have asked you for the favor so technically I brought this upon myself." Jungkook says curling up his lips and slanting them into a thin line towards the right side of his face. 

"Boy, it's a really weird way of saying "Thank You", don't you agree?" I reply shrugging my shoulders and narrowing my eyes towards him. 

"Whatever rocks your boat, I guess." Jungkook mutters softly and gets up to stretch his body, crack his joints and take one final look at his project placed on the shelf that he must submit at noon before going to brush his teeth. 

"Oh wait right there, Mr. Jeon. You were asking me earlier to go take a shower? What do you think your breath smells like right now?"

"I'm assuming roses...or wait... does it smell even better?" Jungkook replied back cockingly. 

"Yeah well, I hate to break it to you but your breath smells like a grandma's vagina"

"How do you even know the smell of a grandma's-"

"Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to." I reply almost swiftly in the most threatening tone while flashing the world's sweetest smile.