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Bottom: Soobin yeonjun

Soobin is a man who prides himself on few things in life. The first being that he managed to make it twenty years in life without having broken a bone, the fact that he is double majoring in economics and sociology, and last but not least, the fact that he has never, not once embarrassed himself in front of someone he finds hot. Well, until today that is. He didn't mean for it to happen really, it's just what happens when you see a 5'11” tanned God who is twirling a whistle between his fingers as he looks over kids swimming, sunglasses snug on the tip of his nose. Soobin has never been one for putting people on a pedestal, but this man in front of him was handcrafted from a honeycomb with gold dripped on to complete the perfect creation. It was as if he could hear harps in the background and this man walked on air. Or, it could be someone blowing a whistle. All he knows is one minute he is walking, and the next all he can see is water.

He immediately surfaces, and looks around to see if anyone saw the whole ordeal. As he looks up, he’s met with a girl laughing her ass off from on top of the lifeguard stand. He flushes and swims to the ladder, pulling himself out while the girl clutches her stomach, sunglasses almost falling off her face as she struggles to breath from watching Soobin humiliate himself in front of the hot lifeguard, and the other 10 people at that pool.

"Excuse me, but isn't your job to watch out for people who are in life threatening situations? He could have drowned while you were laughing at him, what kind of a lifeguard are you?" An angry old lady demands from the lifeguard.
The lifeguard pulls down her sunglasses and looks at the old lady, then at Soobin, and shrugs before pushing her sunglasses back up. "He looks fine to me.I don't see why you’re bitching, he’s breathing and walking fine, and he just answered me so it doesn't seem like he’s dying. Hey, honey boy, are you breathing fine?"

Soobin looks behind him then points to himself,"Me?" he asks, looking surprised and the woman laughs even harder. "No, the other guys with a toned chest who just fell into the pool because he was too busy looking at my lifeguard. Yes, you." Soobin flushes deeper and nods. The woman smirks and turns back to the old lady with a smug look on her face. "I told you he was fine," she says before crossing her arms, challenging the old lady. The old lady looks positively pissed off, as if Golden Girls got taken off of the TV and she has nothing to watch.

"Why, I never! I want to talk to your supervisor. You have been nothing but nasty and rude and quite frankly a bit of a bitch." The old lady says, looking smug about wanting to talk to the higher ups. The lady lets out a sigh and jumps down from her stand and smiles a flat smile before gritting out “one minute”. The old lady smiles even bigger and goes to follow the younger woman, until said woman quickly turns around and gives the fakest sweet smile and says "I am the owner, bitch."

The old woman’s face pales and she says "Well I never!" before she gathers her stuff and storms off, out of the pool area. The lifeguard, or now owner looks at Soobin and blows him a kiss, before turning around and whipping her black hair behind her as she struts away.

Soobin is then struck with the realization that not one, but two people have caught his eyes and he is royally fucked. That woman was textbook badass and he thought it was so hot how hard she smacked down that old lady. The honey god took the spot bad bitch supreme left, and put his sunglasses on his head before flashing Soobin a heart stopping smile that takes over his whole face.

"Ignore her, she is a menace to society. She may seem like a badass, but she sleeps with a teddy bear." the guy whispers to Soobin, and Soobin lets out a full belly laugh, like a head almost touching the ground laugh. "My name is Yeonjun, and uh, sorry my abs almost killed you," the male says while scratching the back of his neck. Soobin wants to die instantly, like the world to end world war Z style. Like zombies just appear out of nowhere and just parkour over each other, devouring humans like they are chocolate cake. The male— Yeonjun did see him almost drown because he was too busy watching this man walk instead of watching where the fuck he was going. "Don't worry, I think you’re hot too, you have a really nice smile and your body is pretty sweet too. Hey, if you ever wanna—"